TWENTY-NINE (to sit)
A babysitting service? Never! But, a baby protecting service? Why not?
Because, remember, new parents, this City is a dangerous place. What could happen to your dear little Johnny is endless, and dreadful. Who only knows what would befall little Jane in another's hands? The horror, think on it.
Thus, enquire within. A bodyguard for your baby, while you are out doing whatever, exactly, it is you do. I don't judge.
Otherwise, sign up to be a bodyguard. Hermes forbid I be trusted directly around children.
[ooc Because if it's going to last more than 24 hours, Puck might as well try and make a quick buck off it. Or an Orange. Whathaveyou. Likewise, he's serious, and will hire people out to do... this. It will be... legitimate. About as legit as he can be, anyway... >>;]
Because, remember, new parents, this City is a dangerous place. What could happen to your dear little Johnny is endless, and dreadful. Who only knows what would befall little Jane in another's hands? The horror, think on it.
Thus, enquire within. A bodyguard for your baby, while you are out doing whatever, exactly, it is you do. I don't judge.
Otherwise, sign up to be a bodyguard. Hermes forbid I be trusted directly around children.
[ooc Because if it's going to last more than 24 hours, Puck might as well try and make a quick buck off it. Or an Orange. Whathaveyou. Likewise, he's serious, and will hire people out to do... this. It will be... legitimate. About as legit as he can be, anyway... >>;]