NINETEEN (for anansi)

[tehpuck]

Spiders?

The sudden and rapid influx suggests 3ds2a3

...That they have to die.

[ooc Spider on the keyboard, he swatted it :D;]

Comments

[jollygoodform]

[flinches]

Hey, would you leave them alone? They're not hurting anyone!

[tehpuck]

I beg to differ.

[jollygoodform]

They're just frightened! Don't hurt them, please..

[tehpuck]

They're animals, survival of the fittest is their coda. I'm sure they'll survive.

[jollygoodform]

Maybe the species, but what about the individuals you're swatting into the wall, and people are stepping on? Maybe those spiders'll save someone's life someday!

I mean, you never know..

[tehpuck]

A suggestion that ridiculous implies personal experience. Do elaborate.

[jollygoodform]

Well...erm...my best mate gave me his spider to watch over, Electra. And she's saved his life loads of times! She bit his enemies, and she made him a waistcoat that stops even bullets!

So...don't hurt the spiders, please?

[tehpuck]

I won't harm them if they don't attack first, alright?

[jollygoodform]

..That sounds fair!

Good...good, thank you!

[tehpuck]

Yes. Now... be on your way! Vindicating spiders, everywhere...

[jollygoodform]

Yessir-!