ONE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN
Darling? Dearest? Shortstuff? You're supposed to be the wife, why don't you make me breakfast? You know, be the mothering sort. Practice what you preach, or some such.
I will be lounging. Bring it out to me if you so require, I'll be out on the terrace. You know, the one I bought with my finances? Because I don't owe benefactors mysterious funds? Not that that factors into our relationship, honey.
Like I said, lounging. Yesterday was exhaustingly spent, writing you all of those checks, I'm taking the day off to ...nature watch. The view around here is fantastic.
I will be lounging. Bring it out to me if you so require, I'll be out on the terrace. You know, the one I bought with my finances? Because I don't owe benefactors mysterious funds? Not that that factors into our relationship, honey.
Like I said, lounging. Yesterday was exhaustingly spent, writing you all of those checks, I'm taking the day off to ...nature watch. The view around here is fantastic.