ONE HUNDRED ELEVEN

[tehpuck]

Holly? Trouble? Whoever is poking around the apartment? Hold my calls. I'll be... dealing with some business, today.

I'll be out.

All day.

It's very important business. Paramount, I would say.

Those of you who need to reach me, you know who you are, and how you can. That is, if I don't... reach you first.

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[fowlprodigy]

Poking around...The four of us are the only ones.

Ianto is here though.

But... No. There is no one else.

[ooc: Affected today.]

[tehpuck]

Well. Tell Ianto or whoever he is to hold my calls, tell them I'm busy with important, earth-shattering business, if you will.

[fowlprodigy]

I'll be sure to inform him of that lie when I get the chance.

[tehpuck]

Good boy. And be sure not to leave any windows open if you turn the air conditioner on. Wouldn't want to run the bill up, now. Likewise, get someone to vacuum while I'm out. I may be gone for a while... no, don't get too torn up. I'll be back. I would like a warm cup of tea when I do make my triumphant return. Be a dear and take note of that.

[fowlprodigy]

It has already been written down and thrown away so no one but me will remember anything about that. And I have been known to conveniently forget things when I choose.

[tehpuck]

My, are humans aging faster, these days? I though you people were supposed to be busy inventing medicines to prevent senility, this is truly disappointing on your part. I thought you were supposed to be nine years old or something. Ah, well, just so long as you take your pills and don't drool on me, I'm sure we'll get along fine. Before it leaves you-- my name is Robin. Rob... in. And you absolutely adore me, you old fool.

[fowlprodigy]

Fourteen.

And does the name stand for Ridiculous Old Bag of Incessant Noise?

[tehpuck]

Even older? No wonder you're babbling again. But how adorable, really, how you put words to letters-- almost like you can read! Keep trying, I'm sure you'll get there eventually. Now, don't you have a maidservant or something? I think it's nap time. And you know how cranky you get when you go without shuteye.

[fowlprodigy]

No...

I don't have a maidservant or "something".

...you saw nothing.

[tehpuck]

Really, it is a shame that your petty human race has yet to universalize health care. It's the elderly that suffer... but why am I telling you this? You know first hand, now, don't you.

saw what? *looks around innocently*

[fowlprodigy]

Oh yes. However, I have no need for a universal health care system.