ONE HUNDRED EIGHT

[tehpuck]

Currently, there are a few pressing questions on my mind, like, what was I doing yesterday? Or, why was I doing it? Or, better, why wasn't I doing something more interesting?

And the answers I received-- what it is truly like to torture oneself to the extent of continual stoicism-- hardly compensates for the time wasted

Comments

[faeriewhocanlie]

I hope you're kidding about the Chinese restaurant thing. They don't really use dogs, do they?

[tehpuck]

...Obviously, you've never been to the Joy Luck in Chelsea.

[faeriewhocanlie]

Nope. Chow Fat's is cheaper.

[tehpuck]

But Joy Luck is better, so long as you don't order the dog.

...Or the cat. The duck is rather fine, though.

[faeriewhocanlie]

Do they tell you what has dog or cat and what doesn't? Or do you just say "Hold the dog, please?"

[tehpuck]

Trial and error, mostly. I suggest the Dim Sum. Tell them you've been graced with my presence before; they may give you that ever so desired discount.