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tehpuck

ONE HUNDRED ONE

Apr 24, 2008 13:42

Gods rejoice; I can once more grace all of you with my words, not some boring, repressed old poet. After a disappointingly intimate experience with the lines I received, I really have to ask ( Read more... )

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cal_sitter April 24 2008, 19:22:13 UTC

To think I believed you to be enthusiastically undiscriminating.

tehpuck April 24 2008, 20:16:15 UTC

Exceptions make the rule. I have taste, it's just unfathomably vast compared to those with extremely limited views on the subject, such as yourself. I would, of course, be happy to elucidate you.

cal_sitter April 24 2008, 20:44:59 UTC

I will, of course, be happy to decline, as usual.

tehpuck April 24 2008, 20:47:52 UTC

The possibility of success is worth the devastating heartbreak every time.

cal_sitter April 24 2008, 20:50:42 UTC

If you keep this up into my old age, the rest home is going to be forced to file a restraining order against you.

tehpuck April 24 2008, 20:53:08 UTC

I promise I'll keep it up into your old age. And don't underestimate me, that is hardly a deterrent.

cal_sitter April 24 2008, 20:57:05 UTC

What if I stipulate that Cal is to be my roommate and should be armed with a gun at all times?

tehpuck April 24 2008, 21:02:39 UTC

I think they'd be more worried about one of their patrons needing to be constantly armed than little old me coming for a visit.

cal_sitter April 24 2008, 21:04:12 UTC

Perhaps, but does your insurance cover knee replacement surgery?

tehpuck April 24 2008, 21:07:17 UTC

Are you threatening me, Niko? I hope you're aware that now, you're just being malicious-- adding insult to injury. My heart is already broken, remember.

cal_sitter April 24 2008, 21:09:36 UTC

Your heart will be fine.

tehpuck April 24 2008, 21:15:41 UTC

I beg to differ. I wonder if I have the strength to go on tomorrow? Probably not. I'll just lay in bed and rot away. The apartment will become a monument to my greatness, of course, but I won't be around to enjoy it, no.

cal_sitter April 24 2008, 21:31:28 UTC

Holly's going to have to put your decomposing corpse somewhere else, Goodfellow.

tehpuck April 24 2008, 21:34:04 UTC

Yes, well. I assigned Georgia the honor of taking care of that should I ever get bored of you all and expire, bit she's missing in action, and I can hardly expect you to do it, heartbreaker, so I'm just all out of options, aren't I? Not that I'll care, seeing as I'll be arguing with a three-headed dog whilst all of this is taking place, but the point remains.

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