NINETY-FIVE
Really.
If the horrible little deities of this thrice-cursed place are so jealous of my wardrobe that they feel the need to stoop to the low of pathetic fallacy in order to thwart me, they need a hobby and a back rub. Not, of course, that I'm providing, but if I had that large of a stick lodged up my ass to cause such an incident as this, I'd need at least that much.
Mind you, I'd not be jealous in the first place. Why would I need to be? When one is quintessentially complete, jealousy becomes so passé.
Though, this does put a damper on my plans. Not, of course, that I can't get it up in cold water, unlike some people.
[ooc He emos about the last curse. He says he's fine. Placeholder, possible srs backdating ♥]
If the horrible little deities of this thrice-cursed place are so jealous of my wardrobe that they feel the need to stoop to the low of pathetic fallacy in order to thwart me, they need a hobby and a back rub. Not, of course, that I'm providing, but if I had that large of a stick lodged up my ass to cause such an incident as this, I'd need at least that much.
Mind you, I'd not be jealous in the first place. Why would I need to be? When one is quintessentially complete, jealousy becomes so passé.
Though, this does put a damper on my plans. Not, of course, that I can't get it up in cold water, unlike some people.
[ooc He emos about the last curse. He says he's fine. Placeholder, possible srs backdating ♥]