NINETY-ONE

[tehpuck]

...Well, this is going to take a while. On the other hand, I do have an eternity.

Ah, fellow citizens? I've done wrong by you, and for that I'd like to apologize. Lying causes unnecessary problems in everyone's life, cheating is unfair, and stealing is unlawful. Sleeping with... everyone can cause the same type of problems, but also hurt the

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[halfed]

... This is a new low, even for you.

[tehpuck]

What-? I-... I'm sorry, Caliban. Cal. You prefer to be called Cal, don't you?

[halfed]

Sorry?! Can I get that in writing?

[tehpuck]

I think it already is in writing, Cal. Typing, anyway.

Ignore the backdatedness!

[halfed]

I was thinking more along the lines of hand written and signed.