SEVENTY-NINE

[tehpuck]

Clubs, again? Well, everyone who got this card, please line up all nice and orderly so I can tell you how much older I am than you. And wiser, more worldly, more handsome, the list goes on.

I got into a few others, too, but they're inconsequential. I'm much more amused by this one and this.

As for this, thank you, but I'm not closeted

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[captainshort]

[cue wtf look from across the apartment]

[tehpuck]

[And lascivious grin is lascivious]

[captainshort]

[your charms do not work on the fairy, puck.]

Don't even think about it.

[tehpuck]

[Your loss, shorty!]

Think about what?

[captainshort]

I've lived with you for months. That was you blatantly thinking about sex. Again.

[tehpuck]

Are you surprised? Oh, Holly. And there I thought you were quick with these things.

[captainshort]

I'm not surprised, just - isn't it a bit early in the morning for that sort of thing?

[tehpuck]

It's never too early to enjoy oneself, Holly. Why, you stress so much-- your shoulders must be in knots.

[Griiiiiiiiiin.]

[captainshort]

[And she reminds herself where her gun is.]

I actually enjoy my job, thanks. It's a good stress.

[tehpuck]

[He sprawls out onto the floor.]

You really are no fun at all. It's amazing I take the time to grace you with my presence at all. You should thank me, you know.

[captainshort]

[Cocks her head then shrugs, seeing no real reason to leave early for patrol today anyway and settles cross-legged on the floor as well.]

"No fun at all"? Just because my... nightlife isn't as active as yours doesn't mean you can just up and say that.

[tehpuck]

Nope. No fun at all. You're a prude. For trying to enlighten you? I should get a metal.

[captainshort]

[very loud snort in response]

[tehpuck]

[He narrows his eyes. No making fun! ...unless it's him doing it.]

Community service, truly. The world should thank me, investing so much time into your well being. A pretty girl like you shouldn't be shut up inside, unless they're... doing something very interesting with someone else in there.

[Holly, the grin is back!]

[captainshort]

The random inappropriate comments and cracks on curse days hardly count as "so much time," Robin.

... And I think if I was up to something - which I'm not - then you'd find out whether I'd like it or not.

[And here's a grimace in response to your grin, Goodfellow. She has a feeling keeping secrets when the time comes would not work.]

[tehpuck]

It does, it does. My schedule is very full, and I do spend a good deal of time on you. You know... [The grin gets more lecherous,] So many orgies, so little time.

You'd enjoy every second of it. [He rolls over and sits up.]