SEVENTY-FIVE

[tehpuck]

Ah, City, must I say I'm disappointed? How long have I been gone, a year, a month, a week, a day? And what have you done in your spare time? Have you prepared at all? Have you done nothing?

No parade?

Shameful. Though I suppose I'll forgive you with time if you produce a harem quickly enough. Well? Snap to it.

[ooc Yeah, I totally finished that

Comments

[banditfox]

There is no possible way we can produce a harem to your exacting standards soon enough.

How are you?

[tehpuck]

You could at least try.

Fine. Wonderful. A little sore, but that's nothing a harem couldn't fix!

[banditfox]

Next time, we'll start planning in advance.

Sore? If it's nothing a harem can't fix, I take it a harem didn't cause the discomfort.

[tehpuck]

I'm holding you to that, Kurama. Don't dissapoint me twice; I may loose all faith in you.

Like a harem could phase me.

[banditfox]

Collecting harems was never a speciality of mine.

Your sense of humor at least seems intact.

[tehpuck]

That's a terrible shame, I'll have to demonstrate for you. When are you free?

At the very least.

[banditfox]

This evening, to be honest, but that's rather short notice for harem lessons, particularly as you've just arrived from what I can only imagine was a rather eventful visit home.

[tehpuck]

With me, it's always eventful! Adoring fans and lovers, clawing at my window ledge, what can you expect? I barely made it out intact.

[banditfox]

That last I'll believe.

[tehpuck]

Are you loosing faith in me, Kurama? I'll have to right this injustice immediately. I propose a harem.

[banditfox]

Not in my apartment. Kaasan and Kuwabara wouldn't stand for it, even if I would.

[tehpuck]

I assure you, I can find a place to hold a harem. It's one of my many learned skills.

[banditfox]

Again, I register my objection to a harem on such short notice. I am willing to provide you with one kistune for casual company. The rest you will have to supply on your own.

[tehpuck]

I can always go for a quick drink with a good acquainte... for the view, if anything.

[banditfox]

Then I'll meet you at the Fountain. You choose the drinks.

[tehpuck]

Red wine, as always.