SEVENTY-FIVE

[tehpuck]

Ah, City, must I say I'm disappointed? How long have I been gone, a year, a month, a week, a day? And what have you done in your spare time? Have you prepared at all? Have you done nothing?

No parade?

Shameful. Though I suppose I'll forgive you with time if you produce a harem quickly enough. Well? Snap to it.

[ooc Yeah, I totally finished that

Comments

[halfed]

Loman?! ... Is Nik with you?

[tehpuck]

...Not so far that I'm aware, no.

[halfed]

Shit. Holly will be happy to have you back around.

[tehpuck]

Holly... the short one! Yes, her, well. Hopefully she hasn't damaged anything in my room.

[halfed]

You've only been gone a couple of days.

[tehpuck]

Believe me when I say that it takes only a second to thieve something, Caliban.

[halfed]

This is Holly we're talking about.

[tehpuck]

I'll take no chances with my belongings, thank you very much. I'll inform you when the yin to leave my things just hanging around like Aphrodite's used contraceptives strikes, we can share the trait.

[halfed]

Fine. Go check your stuff or something then.

[tehpuck]

And how have you been, in my absence? I assume you've stayed here? How many hours did you cry after you discovered I'd gone? And Niko?

[halfed]

Never better. In fact, why don't you go disappear again.

[tehpuck]

No, no, I think I'll stay and watch your entertaining escapades. Remember, better than cable.

[halfed]

Loman, I'm not in the mood to deal with you today.

[tehpuck]

How unfortunate for you.

I presume you've been staying in?

[halfed]

No.

[tehpuck]

Caliban.

Stay in.