SEVENTY-FIVE

[tehpuck]

Ah, City, must I say I'm disappointed? How long have I been gone, a year, a month, a week, a day? And what have you done in your spare time? Have you prepared at all? Have you done nothing?

No parade?

Shameful. Though I suppose I'll forgive you with time if you produce a harem quickly enough. Well? Snap to it.

[ooc Yeah, I totally finished that

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[tehpuck]

You know, generally, people are more in awe of my heavenly form, but you were never that much of an emotional creature, were you... Ally- Arte- Airy- Arion.

[ooc Spam, spam, eggs and spam |D]

[tehpuck]

In my home? A year, give or take a few days. Really, with more as long-lived and worldly as myself, it all starts to bleed into one. [And a shrug for a shrug.]

[ooc Same here XD It's a classic.]

[tehpuck]

In this place? A second- [Snappy finger!] is enough time for something 'interesting' to happen-... from what I recall.

[He puts his hands to his hips, posture erect, one leg on the fountain ledge, looking dramatic,] Of course!

[tehpuck]

As always. You can't really be so surprised, I'm never wrong. [Satisfied smile goes here.]

And virgins.

[tehpuck]

And so perceptive for a stoic. [His facial expression may lead others to the idea that he'd been considering patting Arion on the head, and then thought better of it.]

But worth reiterating! [Finger pointed skyward for emphasis!]

[tehpuck]

Where have I heard that before...? Oh, right, most places. [More posturing!]

[A 'humph' look, before realizing that Cal is much more fun to bother about sexthings than Arion, and so onward he moves...] Just my usual brilliance and mastery. [Shrug, how humble.]

[tehpuck]

Out of thousands and millions, yes. [He displays a mockingly thoughtful look, with the hand at his chin and everything.]

Of course I think it's obvious! But it's simply worth mentioning twice... like those virgins. [And then there was a devious grin.]

[tehpuck]

Yes, numbers. [He actually does pat Arion on the head, there, and then draws it back quickly, as if expecting Arion to try and bit it. Which he does.]

Isn't it just? [He takes a manicured finger to trace his jawline.]