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[tehpuck]

The first person who thinks that this is in anyway, shape, or form clever, you will be strangled the moment I regain hands that are capable of such... or any hands at all, really.

All things considered, it could be worse. I'm not sure how, but it probably could be.

[ooc BECAUSE HE'S A PUCK, GET IT? I'm going to hell for this. I have no idea how

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[reaping_havoc]

....[here are the sounds of George-bear trying not to burst out laughing]

[tehpuck]

And there I was, thinking you'd be "Undead Barbie" or something more creative.

[reaping_havoc]

I hated Barbies.

...Can I have hugs?

[tehpuck]

And I was never a big fan of hockey. Too much clothing.

I don't have arms.

[reaping_havoc]

Because naked figure skating is more your style.

I mean can I hug you?

[tehpuck]

Naked figure-skating is everyone's style.

And why, exactly, would you want to do that?

[reaping_havoc]

Not mine.

...I just really like hugging all of a sudden. Sorry. Forget it.

[tehpuck]

Just because you haven't tried it, yes.

That's... adorable. Just slightly.

[reaping_havoc]

I fall and get hurt on ice fully clothed. Not going to break my arm doing it naked.

Yeah, yeah. I can't help it.

[tehpuck]

You can always watch.

It almost makes up for being a chunk of plastic. Almost.

[reaping_havoc]

And feel like a perv for doing so? No thanks.

..Shit. There is this desperate urge to cuddle.

[tehpuck]

You're not a perv if they're selling tickets.

Luckily I seem to've avoided the urge to be slapped around on a large expanse of ice.

[reaping_havoc]

That's always a good thing.

Lucky Arion's here to hug.

[tehpuck]

If I say it is, it is.

Aww, the perfect couple.

[reaping_havoc]

Okay. Sorry for doubting.

He gives fuzzy hugs. I'm happy.

[tehpuck]

I'll forgive you with time, I'm sure.

I'll get you a blender.