FIFTY-NINE

[tehpuck]

Oh, this again? Well, I've made out better than at least half of you. I'll consider it a New Years gift.

I will, of course, have to make the best of this yet again. Any takers?

And happy new year. This one's shaping up to be... different, if not... better then what I'm used to.

[ooc I'm aware that's a different fem!PB than last time, but I lost

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[reaping_havoc]

Robin?

[tehpuck]

Yes?

[reaping_havoc]

You're...wow.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[tehpuck]

"Wow" is a good way of putting it, yes. Has my unquestionalbly beauty turned you into a believer?

[reaping_havoc]

I was always a believer. But as for your beauty, we are all only mortal, after all. Beauty's not so lasting with the rest of us.

[tehpuck]

Well, yes, I am eternally beatiful, male of female.

[reaping_havoc]

The only glory goes to God. You shouldn't take from Him. That's pride.

[tehpuck]

You say that like it's a bad thing, Georgia.

[reaping_havoc]

It is bad!

[tehpuck]

Pride isn't bad if it's warranted, and really, what don't I have to be proud of?

[reaping_havoc]

Pride is bad, warranted or not.

Watch. You'll suffer for it. Because of your pride, the Lord will see fit to cover your face in boils, and cause you to gain twice your existing weight.

[tehpuck]

Is not.

That's an oddly specific returbution, I think God must be jealous of me.

[reaping_havoc]

You blasphemer.

[tehpuck]

I know. Isn't it great?

[reaping_havoc]

You'll pay for it.

[tehpuck]

Oh, that's what the Spanish Inquisition said, and look where it got them.