Wizard of Oz, and the pain of my Ass
Wells, today me and my buds, after school, saw the school play of Wizard of Oz. And for the first time ever I finally got off of my lazy ass and decided to straighten my hair. However, I did not forsee the taunting it would recive later in the night. So, like an arrogant fool I procceded to straighten. THE HORROR!!! At first I thought it was good, but my friends thought otherwise. The first thing my friend Joe did upon seeing me was laugh and make fun of me.Then, when we got to the Wizard of Oz we were told to wait by a tree for the rest of our possy (SP?), who it turns out were ALREADY in the god damn theatre. So me and Joe were freezing our asses off and I said "You know man, I bet they're already in the theatre, and I bet Sami's excuse for not waiting for us is gona be 'I WAS COLD!!!!!' ." So, we got tired of waiting and went in the theatre, to see them already there. After the laughing at my hair, I procceded to try and chew em out, but was foiled by their constant laughter at my pitiful attempt to straighten my mop. :\. In between laughs, I was able to chew Sami out kinda, who replied, "I WAS COLD!". Sooooo predictable. So anyway, then I watched the play, was ok, not great (since I was kicked out, the bastards!!!), and I had several pay back moments, IE: burping in Kamna's face. After the play we "mingled" with the other viewers and talked to the cast, people laughed at my hair, and then we exited. Once in the great outdoors, I was kneed (SP?) in the butt by Joseph, hence I fell on the ground in extruciating ass pain. I mean, it god damn hurt. I;m not shiting you, it felt like a nail got hammered into my ass. I got up, and had to slouch more than usual to deal with the pain. I made fun of each of em, made an ass of myself, got hurt, the usual deal. After a while, everyone left cept me and Joe, Jordan Barry, Jessica Ferguson, Chelsea Polak, Michelle Boem, and Kristin Hanna (are me and Joe pimps or what? Can I get a sign fewls.)Kinda pointless to mention Chelsea, Jessica, and Jordan since they left failry early also, but I wanted to mention them cuz they cool like that. But shortly after they left, a truck with a few kids drove by and shouted at us, I don't know what but I assume an insult, so I ran after em, and proceded to yell, "SUCK MY NUTS!!". I think I pissed em off. :D. Then I got home yadda yadda, I'm tired and hungry. Untill next time mates.