Zia: this is the story of Axel told in smileys
Zia: ONCE UPON A TIME AXEL WAS A NOBODY
Zia: he wasn't sad because he was a Nobody
Zia: he was like this:
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif)
then he met Roxas
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif)
and it was very loving
Lils: jsdkhfsjk
Zia: okay I can't. do this.
Lils: AHAHAHAHA
Fae: hahahahaha
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/8.gif)
THEN HE FELL IN LOVE WITH ROXAS
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/70.gif)
but Roxas was like stfu talk to the hand bitch
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/33.gif)
he wouldn't put out
Lils: dsfkjsdf
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/105.gif)
and so Axel longed for Roxas's sweet sweet ass
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/63.gif)
or really any part of Roxas
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/76.gif)
and Roxas seriously wasn't listening.
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/103.gif)
and Roxas was like "KAY I'M LEAVING"
Zia: and Axel was like
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/17.gif)
YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif)
and Roxas was like ... uh yes I can
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/20.gif)
and Axel was VERY SAD
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/30.gif)
and Roxas was not impressed.
Lils: sdfkldsjfkl
Zia: dsjfkdkjs this is hurting me
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/45.gif)
and then DiZ was like "put him in this simulation."
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif)
and "Ansem" was like "FINE FINE why do i hafta do all the work"
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif)
and roxas was brainwashed and he was like "I HAVE FRIENDS I AM HAPPY"
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/62.gif)
but Axel was like "No."
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/46.gif)
so Roxas was like "EVERYTHING IS WEIRD" emo emo
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif)
and Axel was like ROXAS ALRIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Lils: *flails*
Zia:
![](http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/13.gif)
and Roxas was like HOLY SHIT ARE THOSE HIPS REAL
Zia: Okay. I'm. gonna stop now. before I hurt myself.