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[tehkimbley]

Goddamn, Shawn, you are such a fucking kid sometimes.

Why do I sleep with you again?

Ohhhh yeah. I know why~! Because Martel never grew one!

EDIT TOM CRUISE IS STALKING ME!!! GODDAMNIT!!

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[kaibacorpceo]

OMG!!11 INTERNET STALKERZ!!!1ONEONEONE

Here's some advice.

1.) Turn off anonymous posts. This effectively stops "Tom Cruise" from posting in your journal until he gets a livejournal account.

2.) When he DOES get a livejournal account, ban_set him.

3.) If he starts stalking you in real life, just bring a restraining order against him.

Not that hard, now is it?

[tehkimbley]

Ahahaha. I'm amused, man. He's not bothering me as much as it sounds. XDDD

[kaibacorpceo]

I am here to help you!!

- Tom Cruise

[tehkimbley]

Oh get the fuck away from me!!

[kaibacorpceo]

I will not rest till you are converted to the better religion! Scientology!

- Tom Cruise

[tehkimbley]

You are worst than those Jehovah's witnesses............

[kaibacorpceo]

Oh we aren't a poorly-run, two-bit cult like they are.

Don't ever compare us to those morons.

- Tom Cruise

[tehkimbley]

Soooo I should compare a high-profile, well financed cult with another one, you say?

I hate to say it, but Christianity has you beat ten-fold.

[ilikelotsastuf]

I'm sorry. We already practice boil-living-people-conquering-other-civiliaztionology.

[tehkimbley]

Oooooo good one.

Kinda turned me on.

[ilikelotsastuf]

And we blow up small islands daily.

[tehkimbley]

And with natives on them? *purrs*

[ilikelotsastuf]

Oh yes. And you can hear their screams as they die...

((Greed's totally trying to get him into bed. XD))

[tehkimbley]

As they get blown to little pieces, and they are on fire a little bit!!!!??

(and hes so falling for it XDDDDD)

[ilikelotsastuf]

Yep. Lots and lots of firely little pieces.

[tehkimbley]

Don't make me mess up my pants, you bitch......