Stream of consciousness
The baby. Had I saved the baby then maybe Facebook would have lived. Facebook was a nice girl, she dated the interweb for a bit. Interweb was kind of a prick and smelled a bit like a poor drunk who had vomitted upon himself, but not as bad as he could have been I guess.
It was the baby though. She came along. Interweb wasn't happy, slapped Facebook a few times. I wish I had done something. But I was scared. I mean, interweb was huge. And he smelled like ass. Facebook picked up the baby and interweb lost it. I don't rememeber what happened after that. I just wish the baby wouldn't have talked shit. Freakin' babies.
It was the baby though. She came along. Interweb wasn't happy, slapped Facebook a few times. I wish I had done something. But I was scared. I mean, interweb was huge. And he smelled like ass. Facebook picked up the baby and interweb lost it. I don't rememeber what happened after that. I just wish the baby wouldn't have talked shit. Freakin' babies.