Of Soju And Shinney References #1
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**To understand Alex Ovechkin and the vending machine, you may want to watch this**
The Idols
Henry. 5' 7". Member of Super Junior's Mandarin subgroup Super Junior M. Born and raised in Toronto, Canada.
Ryeowook. 5' 4". Vocals. Proclaimed as the Eternal Maknae (youngest member)
Donghae. 5' 7". Childhood friends with Eunhyuk. Acts his age. If his age were 6.
Kangin. 5' 9". Vocal. Korea's Number 1 Handsome Man. Kangin was away on military leave from 2010-2012. One of the pranksters of Super Junior as well as one of the oldest members.
Siwon. 6' 0". One of the more responsible members.
Eunhyuk. (Hyukjae) 5' 6". Rapper. Likes sports, especially soccer, and believes strawberries solve everything.
The Players
Carey Price. 6' 3". Goalie. Part time cowboy.
The Staals. (Jordan, Marc, Eric) 6' 3". Three out of four are in the NHL and serendipity made life slightly easier for Mama and Papa Staal with all of them in the same conference at least.
Duncan Keith. 6' 1". Duncan and Brent, who have been declared married and codependent by Coach Q and teammates, are the most recognizable backbones of the Chicago Blackhawks occasionally questionable defense. Duncan is well known for losing teeth in a playoff game.
Patrick Kane. 5' 10". Aka Kaner. And Peekaboo. The Hawks either call him a lot of shit or get bored in front of the cameras and start making up shit. Pat is basically that the annoying as fuck douche who is unfortunately still adorable. Extremely prone to doing stupid shit while drunk, ranging from sleeping with creepers to getting arrested for punching a cab driver.
Brent Seabrook. 6' 3". Plays defense with Duncan. There is a strangely large amount of pictures on the internet of him drunk; that’s usually thought of as Kane’s domain on the Blackhawks.
Alex Ovechkin. 6’ 3”. Aka Ovie and to other Russians, Sanja. Ovie is different from the typical humble, Canadian, bland NHLer that the league officials tend to love. English is not a strong suit (being strangely charming is)
**To understand Alex Ovechkin and the vending machine, you may want to watch this**
The Idols
Henry. 5' 7". Member of Super Junior's Mandarin subgroup Super Junior M. Born and raised in Toronto, Canada.
Ryeowook. 5' 4". Vocals. Proclaimed as the Eternal Maknae (youngest member)
Donghae. 5' 7". Childhood friends with Eunhyuk. Acts his age. If his age were 6.
Kangin. 5' 9". Vocal. Korea's Number 1 Handsome Man. Kangin was away on military leave from 2010-2012. One of the pranksters of Super Junior as well as one of the oldest members.
Siwon. 6' 0". One of the more responsible members.
Eunhyuk. (Hyukjae) 5' 6". Rapper. Likes sports, especially soccer, and believes strawberries solve everything.
The Players
Carey Price. 6' 3". Goalie. Part time cowboy.
The Staals. (Jordan, Marc, Eric) 6' 3". Three out of four are in the NHL and serendipity made life slightly easier for Mama and Papa Staal with all of them in the same conference at least.
Duncan Keith. 6' 1". Duncan and Brent, who have been declared married and codependent by Coach Q and teammates, are the most recognizable backbones of the Chicago Blackhawks occasionally questionable defense. Duncan is well known for losing teeth in a playoff game.
Patrick Kane. 5' 10". Aka Kaner. And Peekaboo. The Hawks either call him a lot of shit or get bored in front of the cameras and start making up shit. Pat is basically that the annoying as fuck douche who is unfortunately still adorable. Extremely prone to doing stupid shit while drunk, ranging from sleeping with creepers to getting arrested for punching a cab driver.
Brent Seabrook. 6' 3". Plays defense with Duncan. There is a strangely large amount of pictures on the internet of him drunk; that’s usually thought of as Kane’s domain on the Blackhawks.
Alex Ovechkin. 6’ 3”. Aka Ovie and to other Russians, Sanja. Ovie is different from the typical humble, Canadian, bland NHLer that the league officials tend to love. English is not a strong suit (being strangely charming is)