I wish to invent a new musical sub-genre

[tehfanboi]

I have a rather expansive musical pallet. On my iPod now I have music that would count as classic rock, blues, big band, House(Techno sub-genre), and jazz. What I would like to hear is a fusion of two of these genres namely big band (or swing) and house). Both have a desire to facilitate dancing, and I think the mixing of big band tracks into a house beat and melodies could have a nice refreshing sound.

Unfortunately I don't know anything about mixing, editing, DJing, or music theory so my desire for Big Band House or Swing house will likely go unrealized.