Jesse and I are seeing Dave Chappelle tonight! So in honor of comedy, check out these jokes by the late Mitch Hedberg:
"I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg"
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg It's probably helpful if you've heard him before, cuz you can "hear" him saying it, but hopefully it'll be funny to you either way.