Firsts
I got this idea from Ian, posting the first sentence from the first entry of each month this year. Not that anyone cares ... I just don't want to work.
JAN: New Year's 05-06!
FEB: I. am. tired.
MARCH: I thought I'd post this article I wrote for today's paper for all those Livermorons out there.
APRIL: I cancelled my membership about two months ago and they've still billed me (automatically taken out of my checking acct) twice since then. (I was talking 'bout 24-Hour Fitness)
MAY: (no posts in May)
JUNE: OK, as the Herald's trusty (and trusted?) Livermore reporter, I had to write about -- what else -- the rodeo.
JULY: OK, so that saying "be careful what you wish for" is true.
AUG: I had lunch at a restaurant today where the waiter says "very good" when you tell him you want more diet coke.
SEPT: I now work for BANG.
OCT: Hey all ... just a reminder, if you're looking for something to do this weekend or next, "Arsenic and Old Lace" is playing in San Ramon.
NOV: Looks like our company is planning some lay-offs, probably on Monday.
DEC: Hey all. Happy December. I need a vacation.
Ta da! Wasn't that thrilling! I have a sinus infection. Blah!
JAN: New Year's 05-06!
FEB: I. am. tired.
MARCH: I thought I'd post this article I wrote for today's paper for all those Livermorons out there.
APRIL: I cancelled my membership about two months ago and they've still billed me (automatically taken out of my checking acct) twice since then. (I was talking 'bout 24-Hour Fitness)
MAY: (no posts in May)
JUNE: OK, as the Herald's trusty (and trusted?) Livermore reporter, I had to write about -- what else -- the rodeo.
JULY: OK, so that saying "be careful what you wish for" is true.
AUG: I had lunch at a restaurant today where the waiter says "very good" when you tell him you want more diet coke.
SEPT: I now work for BANG.
OCT: Hey all ... just a reminder, if you're looking for something to do this weekend or next, "Arsenic and Old Lace" is playing in San Ramon.
NOV: Looks like our company is planning some lay-offs, probably on Monday.
DEC: Hey all. Happy December. I need a vacation.
Ta da! Wasn't that thrilling! I have a sinus infection. Blah!