The Money Quarter!

Jan 02, 2006 19:54

Someone please stop Brent Musberger. He has officially become the worst announcer in college football and I'm including Mike Tomczak in that list. We've actually turned off the sound during the game just to avoid listening to him. Perhaps Brent wasn't dissuaded by his earlier drinking in public conviction and has switched to coke or speed and is doing it before games instead of after.

He just called the fourth quarter the money quarter, has consistently chimed in with information about two replays too late and is quite obviously lobbying for the position of Charlie Weis' and A.J. Hawk'sfellatio consultant. It's incredible! If we can't have Ron Franklin, at least we have Brad Nessler coming up in the Sugar Bowl.

By the way, if I'm A.J. Hawk (as Brent has continued to point out, Hawk is dating Notre Dame quarterback Brady Quinn's sister), every time I tackle Brady, I'd whisper in his ear, "I'm sleeping with your sister." If I was any player on the OSU team, I'd remind each Notre Dame player that my linebacker was bangin' your quarterback's sister. That's gotta get inside their heads.

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