Ugh ...

[tehdawgfather]

If I could, I'd have Diet Coke and it's caffeinated goodness hooked up intravenously right now.

If you could have one beverage hooked up via IV, what would it be?

Comments

[amicablebitch]

um. i prefer to taste my drinks. but i'll go with sweet tea.

[keightball]

probably water. i don't drink nearly enough as i should, though i'm trying. all practicality aside though, beer would be my next beverage of choice. a guinness IV would drastically improve the workday.

[herwonderfulday]

The Original Coke.

[crackerman078]

Classic!

Whatever you do, don't look Coke up on Wikipedia. I got lost for hours.

[tacologic]

Something like Bacardi 151 so I could easily get drunk and not taste it.

[cailleanlarkin]

See, for me, it's not so much about the caffeine (I mean, I like that, too) or the liquidity of it or anything. I like the taste. It's the glorious crisp, slightly fruity bubbliciousness of actually drinking it that makes me giddy. Now, if I had to choose one, it'd definitely be Diet Coke, but I'd much rather drink it.

Instead of an IV, I really want one of those beer can helmet type apparatuses (I really want the plural of that to be apparati, but my dictionary tells me I'm wrong to wish for that) but instead of just two little cans, a constant feed of McDonald's fountain Diet Coke that goes with me everywhere. Of course, the caffeine I'd consume by doing that would probably kill me (either that or I'd be so sick to my stomach from it, that I'd fall over in the middle of the street), but at least it'd taste damn fucking good.