Thursday's child was in a blaxplotation flick ...
1. The smell of New York this morning? Funktastic.
2. Number of knock-kneed strippers I passed this morning on their way home? 1. Number of girls I passed who could have made great strippers? At least 3.
3. Summer Sanders' breasts on some show on Fox Sports last night? Funkalicious.
4. Sweating through everything I own in just the two avenue blocks I walk to work in the morning? Slicktastic.
5. I felt like a machine today, baby. No man should feel like a machine.
6. Not playing hockey last night and being at work 'til 11pm? Sucktastic.
7. Seeing the soccer game with the second-highest attendance in regular season MLS history? Cool, baby.
8. Cracka' who tried to read his paper on a crowded subway? It's not my job to make it convenient for you to read, honky.
9. Moby Dick was a whale.
10. I got nothin'.
11. Rented Madden last night in anticipation of this week's tournament ... I still think college football on the playstation is better, sucka'.
12. Bridges done burned, now it's your turn .... to cryyyyyyy.
2. Number of knock-kneed strippers I passed this morning on their way home? 1. Number of girls I passed who could have made great strippers? At least 3.
3. Summer Sanders' breasts on some show on Fox Sports last night? Funkalicious.
4. Sweating through everything I own in just the two avenue blocks I walk to work in the morning? Slicktastic.
5. I felt like a machine today, baby. No man should feel like a machine.
6. Not playing hockey last night and being at work 'til 11pm? Sucktastic.
7. Seeing the soccer game with the second-highest attendance in regular season MLS history? Cool, baby.
8. Cracka' who tried to read his paper on a crowded subway? It's not my job to make it convenient for you to read, honky.
9. Moby Dick was a whale.
10. I got nothin'.
11. Rented Madden last night in anticipation of this week's tournament ... I still think college football on the playstation is better, sucka'.
12. Bridges done burned, now it's your turn .... to cryyyyyyy.