I Stunt Like I'm Jackie Chan.
01. Where is your cell phone?
Right now? In my work pants in my room. Usually? Front right pocket of whatever pants I happen to be wearing.
02. Your significant other?
Is non-existent right now.
03. Your hair?
Brown and short-ish, mostly because I've had a haircut within the last month. Or so.
04. Your mother?
Cynthia Canada, who does something or other at Humana.
05. Your father?
Chris Underhill, who works for the state of North Carolina.
06. Your favorite thing?
Tie between vidjya games and comic books.
07. Your dream last night?
Goes unremembered. The last one I do remember involved an apocalyptic plague, and I had to give my wife the vaccine (which was in pill form, somehow), but then it turned out she was pregnant (which I somehow did not remember until I saw her stomach), and I wasn't sure if the vaccine was going to hurt the baby.
08. Your favorite drink?
Alcoholic? Captain Morgan and Coke.
Non-alcoholic? Mountain Dew Baja Blast. God damn Taco Bell for being the only place that has it.
09. Your dream/goal?
Short-term: getting some kind of promotion.
Long-term: actually doing something real and productive with my life.
My dream: to teach history at my old high school, run Science Fiction Club, and somehow be rolling in the fucking money.
10. What room you are in?
Living room, on the couch.
11. Your hobby?
Writing, reading (both novels and comics), collecting said comics, vidjya games.
12. Your fear?
Heights, and the combination of enclosed spaces and darkness. One or the other is fine, but put 'em together, and I could very well start crying.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?
30 years old? Probably married by then, possibly a parent, and making beaucoup bucks.
14. Where were you last night?
At work, then at home.
16. Muffins?
BLUEBERRYYYYYYYYYY. Or chocalate chip.
17. Wish list item?
Complete collection of every Deadpool comic ever.
18. Where you grew up?
Wendell, NC and the surrounding area (Raleigh, Durham, Smithfield).
19. Last thing you did?
Came home from work.
20. What are you wearing?
Glasses, olive-colored Utimate Wolverine/Spider-Man/Daredevil shirt, Air Force BDU pants (think hospital scrubs with a lot more pockets).
21. Your TV?
Big ol' flat screen Samsung HDTV.
22. Your pets?
Shady Grove, my black mutt of a cat.
23. Friends?
The best people I know.
24. Your life?
Not where I want it to be (not really even close), but I'm trying to find ways to fix that.
25. Your mood?
Usually pretty good, until something stupid happens at work, then OH, LAWD, IT IS FUCKING ON.
26. Missing someone?
A few people.
27. Car?
2003 black Saturn Vue named Max. Swerve the Impala was crippled in a violent, falling-asleep-at-the-wheel related incident, which I have now decided to elaborate upon, because I can't remember if I told this story: driving home from the bar at around 3:30 AM. No longer drunk or even buzzed, but extremely tired. Keep nodding off, waking up, jerking back into my lane. Realize I should probably pull over, but I keep thinking "Nah, I'm almost home. I'm good." End up nodding off in the middle of a left turn then wake up an instant before I drive into a concrete curb going around 35 miles an hour. Tire is destroyed, rim is bent in pretty well, undercarriage is torn up in the axle area, all the airbags go off. Apparently, in Impalas, when the passenger side airbag goes off, it rips open THE ENTIRE DASHBOARD. So yeah, Progressive totaled it, I went out and found Max, and it's been good times since. I do miss Swerve, though.
28. Something you're not wearing?
My Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers jersey, because I never have a damn opportunity, working in the kitchen.
29. Your favorite store?
Food: Anywhere cheap, or Whole Foods if I don't mind dropping a few extra bucks at the moment.
Clothing: As I buy mostly t-shirts, places like the comic shop or Hot Topic. If I'm going for pants, anywhere I can get a pair of jeans for twenty bucks or less.
Books/Music/DVDs/Everything else: Half-Price Books.
30. Your favorite color?
Green.
(31 and 32 appear to be missing from this survey.)
33. When is the last time you laughed?
I think I giggled at something on Man vs. Food a few minutes ago. I know I laughed rather uproariously at something my co-worker Kevin said after we were done working and just hanging out with manager in the office.
34. Last time you cried?
A few weeks ago, when I thought I'd lost my cat for good.
35. Who will repost this?
Probably no one, since two out of my three regularly posting friends on LJ have already done it.
36. One place that I go to over and over?
Work, the comic shop, GameStop. Fuck your restrictive questions, survey. I give as many places as I want.
37. One person who emails me regularly?
The massive artificial intelligence that I'm sure is running Facebook at this point.
38. Favorite place to eat?
Waffle House.
39. Why you participated in this survey?
Cuz Gary and Lydia did, and I damn well felt like it.
40. What are you doing tonight?
Falling asleep watching TV, like every other night.
Right now? In my work pants in my room. Usually? Front right pocket of whatever pants I happen to be wearing.
02. Your significant other?
Is non-existent right now.
03. Your hair?
Brown and short-ish, mostly because I've had a haircut within the last month. Or so.
04. Your mother?
Cynthia Canada, who does something or other at Humana.
05. Your father?
Chris Underhill, who works for the state of North Carolina.
06. Your favorite thing?
Tie between vidjya games and comic books.
07. Your dream last night?
Goes unremembered. The last one I do remember involved an apocalyptic plague, and I had to give my wife the vaccine (which was in pill form, somehow), but then it turned out she was pregnant (which I somehow did not remember until I saw her stomach), and I wasn't sure if the vaccine was going to hurt the baby.
08. Your favorite drink?
Alcoholic? Captain Morgan and Coke.
Non-alcoholic? Mountain Dew Baja Blast. God damn Taco Bell for being the only place that has it.
09. Your dream/goal?
Short-term: getting some kind of promotion.
Long-term: actually doing something real and productive with my life.
My dream: to teach history at my old high school, run Science Fiction Club, and somehow be rolling in the fucking money.
10. What room you are in?
Living room, on the couch.
11. Your hobby?
Writing, reading (both novels and comics), collecting said comics, vidjya games.
12. Your fear?
Heights, and the combination of enclosed spaces and darkness. One or the other is fine, but put 'em together, and I could very well start crying.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?
30 years old? Probably married by then, possibly a parent, and making beaucoup bucks.
14. Where were you last night?
At work, then at home.
16. Muffins?
BLUEBERRYYYYYYYYYY. Or chocalate chip.
17. Wish list item?
Complete collection of every Deadpool comic ever.
18. Where you grew up?
Wendell, NC and the surrounding area (Raleigh, Durham, Smithfield).
19. Last thing you did?
Came home from work.
20. What are you wearing?
Glasses, olive-colored Utimate Wolverine/Spider-Man/Daredevil shirt, Air Force BDU pants (think hospital scrubs with a lot more pockets).
21. Your TV?
Big ol' flat screen Samsung HDTV.
22. Your pets?
Shady Grove, my black mutt of a cat.
23. Friends?
The best people I know.
24. Your life?
Not where I want it to be (not really even close), but I'm trying to find ways to fix that.
25. Your mood?
Usually pretty good, until something stupid happens at work, then OH, LAWD, IT IS FUCKING ON.
26. Missing someone?
A few people.
27. Car?
2003 black Saturn Vue named Max. Swerve the Impala was crippled in a violent, falling-asleep-at-the-wheel related incident, which I have now decided to elaborate upon, because I can't remember if I told this story: driving home from the bar at around 3:30 AM. No longer drunk or even buzzed, but extremely tired. Keep nodding off, waking up, jerking back into my lane. Realize I should probably pull over, but I keep thinking "Nah, I'm almost home. I'm good." End up nodding off in the middle of a left turn then wake up an instant before I drive into a concrete curb going around 35 miles an hour. Tire is destroyed, rim is bent in pretty well, undercarriage is torn up in the axle area, all the airbags go off. Apparently, in Impalas, when the passenger side airbag goes off, it rips open THE ENTIRE DASHBOARD. So yeah, Progressive totaled it, I went out and found Max, and it's been good times since. I do miss Swerve, though.
28. Something you're not wearing?
My Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers jersey, because I never have a damn opportunity, working in the kitchen.
29. Your favorite store?
Food: Anywhere cheap, or Whole Foods if I don't mind dropping a few extra bucks at the moment.
Clothing: As I buy mostly t-shirts, places like the comic shop or Hot Topic. If I'm going for pants, anywhere I can get a pair of jeans for twenty bucks or less.
Books/Music/DVDs/Everything else: Half-Price Books.
30. Your favorite color?
Green.
(31 and 32 appear to be missing from this survey.)
33. When is the last time you laughed?
I think I giggled at something on Man vs. Food a few minutes ago. I know I laughed rather uproariously at something my co-worker Kevin said after we were done working and just hanging out with manager in the office.
34. Last time you cried?
A few weeks ago, when I thought I'd lost my cat for good.
35. Who will repost this?
Probably no one, since two out of my three regularly posting friends on LJ have already done it.
36. One place that I go to over and over?
Work, the comic shop, GameStop. Fuck your restrictive questions, survey. I give as many places as I want.
37. One person who emails me regularly?
The massive artificial intelligence that I'm sure is running Facebook at this point.
38. Favorite place to eat?
Waffle House.
39. Why you participated in this survey?
Cuz Gary and Lydia did, and I damn well felt like it.
40. What are you doing tonight?
Falling asleep watching TV, like every other night.