Jul 28, 2009 22:22
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.
"These lyrics include sayings like 'Be excellent to each other' and 'Party on, dudes!'"
- Time Travel in Einstein's Universe: The Physical Possibilities of Travel Through Time, by J. Richard Gott
2. Stretch your arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Forward: TV shelf.
Right: Air.
Left: A wall.
Back: Mah booty (lying on stomach while on the computer is win-tastic)
3.What was the last thing you watched on tv?
Sat down and watched: The Daily Show
Walked by and noticed: Whatever was on MSNBC at about 9:30.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
10:00.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:56. HOO-HA!
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A/C unit.
7. When did you last go outside. What were you doing?
I was out and about an hour ago. I was doing something for which most of you would likely swat me with a newspaper.
8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?
Alysha's completion of this survey.
9. What are you wearing.
Jeans, a Marvel Comics shirt (Steve Rogers Captain America, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Hulk, and Wolvie), a black leather belt with a super-sexy Captain America shield for a belt buckle, a pendant from Smallville with a Kryptonian S on it, blue boxer-briefs, and my glasses. I will soon reach a point where every piece of my clothing will be comic-related.
10. Did you dream last night?
I don't think so...if I did, it was about a vacuum blowing a cloud of dust out in front of it as it ran.
11. When did you last laugh?
Earlier tonight.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Wallpaper. =|
13. Seen anything weird lately?
I live on the internet. Of course I have.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It just keeps going.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Rambo. MOTHERFUCKERS GOT KILLED LIKE WHOAH.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A Saturn Skye and a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit-load of comics.
17. Tell me something that I didn't know about you?
I have been tanning. You may now swat me with the newspaper.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Take over and have my entire friends list here running all sort of special things. Guess who gets to throttle whatever politicians she chooses? ;D
19. Do you like to dance?
Less dancing, more flailing about like a drunken gopher. Still, I quite enjoy it.
20. George Bush:
Since this doesn't say "W" I will merely give a respectful nod.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Mary Jennifer Underhill. I will then refer to her as MJ here entire life and let her read nothing but Spider-Man until she is twenty-seven and a half years old.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Samuel goes in there somewhere, that's all I know.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
When do I leave?
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Tell me a dirty joke."
25. Tag four people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
I think I might have four people who will read this, and one of them already did it.