Bartender's Log, Bardate 12.31.05:
See here the transcript of an odd conversation in my brain:
Back: "Why must we blow instead of sucking?"
Forth: "It would create a spark to suck."
B: "Why? It's so nasty to blow...isn't it worth the risk?"
F: "No. Sucking is unhealthy."
B: "We could just not plug it in..."
F: "I...don't think that would help."
B: "Rock it back and forth a little?"
F: "Nope."
B: "Well, what if we wiggle this and twist that?"
F: "Ummm...I don't think it's s'posed to do that..."
B: "Aw, screw it. Let's just blow."
...
I'm talking about cleaning out an old Dell. What did you THINK?
Seriously, though, I was thinking this as I worked. Yeesh. I need a life.
Back: "Why must we blow instead of sucking?"
Forth: "It would create a spark to suck."
B: "Why? It's so nasty to blow...isn't it worth the risk?"
F: "No. Sucking is unhealthy."
B: "We could just not plug it in..."
F: "I...don't think that would help."
B: "Rock it back and forth a little?"
F: "Nope."
B: "Well, what if we wiggle this and twist that?"
F: "Ummm...I don't think it's s'posed to do that..."
B: "Aw, screw it. Let's just blow."
...
I'm talking about cleaning out an old Dell. What did you THINK?
Seriously, though, I was thinking this as I worked. Yeesh. I need a life.