[FIC] When Yunho Wears A Wig
Title: When Yunho Wears A Wig (A Sequel to When Jaejoong Wears A Wig..)
Author: tehah_hero
Length: Oneshot
Pairing: Yunjae
Genre: Humor, Crack, Fluff
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own the pics I used here.. ^^ but I do own the plot! XD
Summary: Yunho wears a wig...
Changmin sat on the sofa, pouting like a kid who didn`t get his sweets. Junsu was sleeping on Yoochun`s lap, snoring softly while Yoochun was watching his favourite anime on the floor, mouth slightly agaped, too engrossed with the plot.
"Why is Jae-hyung took so long in the room?" he whined, waiting for the only person who could cook decent food for him.
Yoochun glanced at Changmin before he snorted at the poor still-growing-younger-man on the couch.
"Rub that pout of your face, Min. You look ugly."
Changmin snickered.
"With or without the pout, you`re uglier, Chun-hyung!"
Yoochun grabbed a random thing near him that happened to be Junsu`s rubber duck, throwing the yellow duck to Changmin`s face.
Junsu`s eyes snapped open once the rubber duck landed on Changmin`s nose, creating the squeaky sound.
"My ducky!" Junsu squeaked while struggling to get up.
Yoochun let out a high-pitched scream when Junsu accidentally elbowed his groin in attempt to crawl to Changmin.
"My dick!" Yoochun groaned, double over while palming his crotch.
Junsu looked at his favourite rubber ducky with horror when Changmin shoved the poor innocent duck under his own ass whilst grinning at him.
"Mr. Robert!" Junsu cried, clutching on the younger male`s baggy pants.
Changmin laughed evilly.
"Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Yunho`s bedroom door slammed open, resulting one of the photo frames on the wall crashed and shattered into dust.
"Nooooooo! My awesome self-camera photo that I took when I was bored!!!" Changmin wailed, glaring at a grinning Jaejoong.
Yoochun crawled his way to the standing male and hugged Jaejoong`s hairless leg.
"Hyung, Junsu elbowed my crotch. Now, how can I make him pregnant if I can`t feel my balls anymore?" he sobbed.
Jaejoong sighed hard, looking at his supposedly soulmate.
"There~ There~ I`ll pay revenge for you, Chunnie!" he patted Yoochun`s head with sympathy.
"Now, fuck off Chunnie! I need to walk.." he yelled.
Yoochun crawled to a corner, hugging his knees to his chest, sulking.
Jaejoong strutted his way to the couch, plopped on the sofa next to the youngest after kicking Junsu`s butt in the process.
"Hyung, you kicked me.." Junsu whimpered, stating the obvious while rubbing his sore ass.
"Yoochun told me to kick you, Junsu-ah.." he faked a guilty expression which made Changmin rolled his eyes.
"Hyung.." Changmin looked at the beautiful male with great interest.
"What?" Jaejoong leaned his haed on Changmin`s shoulder, kicking Junsu`s body again and again.
"Hyung...You know how much I hate skinship.." he whined, giving Jaejoong a disgusted look.
Jaejoong elbowed his stomach before leaning his head on the armrest.
"Hyung! Get rid of that ugly wig!" he nearly kicked Junsu`s head when the older male kicked his groin not to gently.
"Jae-hyung, you`re violent!" Junsu cowered against the wall, next to a sulking Yoochun when Jaejoong raised his hand to scratch his nose.
"I`m not violent! I`m just defending myself!" Jaejoong laughed at Changmin who was whimpering next to him.
"I`ll tell my mom that you are abusing me, hyung." the youngest announced as he stood up on his wobbly feet.
Jaejoong paled.
"If- If you tell your umma then I`ll never ever cook for you, Min!" he blackmailed the terrotized boy.
Changmin slumped back on the sofa, sighing hard.
Damn! How could he live without Jae-hyung`s food?!
The door once again slammed open though Jaejoong didn`t close it back when he made his entrance before, revealing an awkward looking dude in a knee-length dress with ugly hair, walking like a crab in heels.
Jaejoong`s sly grin widened, batting his eyelashes attractively.
"Yunho-hyung?" Junsu squeaked while Yoochun sprawled on the floor, laughing his ass off, forgeting that he should sulk a bit more.
Yunho squinted his eyes dangerously, looking at a laughing-mess Yoochun.
"I`ll kill you, Yoochun! Shut up, now!" Yunho glared, making his fake eyelashes fell onto his cheek.
Yoochun laughed more, clutching on Junsu while gasping for air to breathe.
Junsu had that I-just-saw-a-ghost-but-I-cant-run look on his face, eyes went wide as saucers.
Changmin buried his face into his palms, laughing like a wicked bitch-who-was-plotting-something-evil.
Yunho groaned heavily, throwing a glare at another male with a wig on the sofa.
Jaejoong mouthed a 'what' while looking at him.
Yunho sighed and walked to the couch with shaking feet.
It took quite some time for him to walk to his lover.
Yunho kicked a laughing Changmin off the sofa, before slumping on the couch while kicking his heels off towads Yoochun.
Changmin crawled to Yoochun and hugged the wide-forehead man, laughing like a maniac-duo, leaving Junsu aside.
"Hey there, pretty!" Jaejoong chuckled at Yunho`s annoyed face.
"Seriuosly, Jae. Why do I need to wear these shits?"
Jaejoong frowned deeply.
"You love to fuck me hard and rough when I wore a dress before.." he pouted his blood red lips.
Yunho groaned.
"Then, what is that even related to me? Wearing these?" Yunho pointed at his own dress and flower.
He grinned like an evil Garfield.
"I think you can fuck me in this dress longer if you wear a dress like mine!"
Yunho looked at his boyfriend like Jaejoong had eight eyes all over that pretty face.
"You know that, if you want me to fuck you rough and hard, you could always ask, right?"
"But then our dongsengs won`t get to look at you in this wig.." he whined.
"Seriously, Jae! Why me?"
Jaejoong glared at the ugly guy.
"Do you want someone else to fuck me then?"
Yunho`s eyes went wide, chocked on his own saliva.
"O- Of course not!" he nearly screamed.
"Ok. Now kiss me!"
Yunho pulled the smaller male by his neck, meshing their lips clumsily, eyes closed.
By the time, Yunho hovered over Jaejoong on the sofa, kissing the pretty guy with tongue involved, Junsu screamed loudly.
"Holy coconut!" Junsu gripped Changmin`s ankle, eyes almost popped out from its sockets at the image of his hyungs eating each other face.
When Jaejoong fluttered his eyes opened, he began to choke on his laughter, making Yunho pulled away, strings of saliva dropping their chins.
"I feel like I`m making out with a hideous female!" Jaejoong broke into laughter again.
Yunho pouted his lips on returned.
"Oh My God Sun!" Junsu screamed for the nth times, making the lover birds turned to him.
There on the floor, Changmin was licking and sucking someone`s nipple which happened to be Yoochunm who was already half-naked, moaning like a bitch in heat.
Jaejoong screamed his most manly scream.
"Shim Changmin! What the hell did you do to my soulmate?" he shrieked.
Yunho took the rubber duck under his ass and threw it to Changmin`s head.
Changmin looked up with a slurp sound, making Junsu covered his eyes with both his hands, peeking in between his fingers.
"What?" Changmin pulled out his most-innocent face which failed miserably.
"I thought you`re straight!" Yunho accused, poiting a finger towards the younger male.
Yoochun cackled, kicking Changmin off him before enveloping Junsu in his arms.
"I thought you`re with Junsu!" Jaejoong glared.
"I was and I still am!"
Changmin sighed.
"Chun-hyung is only my experiment. You know like the lab rats?"
"The white rats?" Jaejoong quirked his eyebrows.
Changmin nodded his head while grinning.
"Jae-hyung, you know I`m a genius! I`m just trying to help Yunho-hyung to find new ways to pleasure you!"
Yunho paled, craning his head to look at Jaejoong.
"Yeah. Yunho-hyung asked me to find new tricks but Changmin suddenly butted in together.." Yoochun grinned while kneading Junsu`s butt.
Suddenly, Jaejoong jumped onto Yunho`s lap, kissing the taller male senselessly, stroking his neck while working on Yunho`s bow-shaped lips.
Yunho eagerly stucked his tongue into Jaejoong`s warm cavern, tasting his sweet strawberry flavored toothpaste, hands wandering under his dress that fit him like it was his second skin.
"It feels like I`m watching a lesbian porn!" Changmin said, slightly amused that Jaejoong didn`t beat the crap out of Yunho.
Yoochun and Junsu were long gone, tip-toeing into their room, locking the door just in case.
Changmin grabbed his video camera, which was lying innocently in front of the front door.
How did it get there?
When he turned on the electronic device, Jaejoong`s moans and groans was heard, making Changmin fumbled to turn off the video.
"I told you to delete that video!" Yunho shouted, chasing after a screaming-for-help Changmin.
Jaejoong was left on the sofa, alone.
"So what I`m now? A porn star?" he talked to himself.
"No. You`re a gay porn star!" Changmin shouted from the bathroom. occasionaly yelping in pain.
"Fuck You, Min!"
"Well, Yunho-hyung fuck you, Jae-hyung!"
Jaejoong groaned.
Suddenly a loud thumped was heard, like a huge bathtub was lifted and thrown on top of someone.
Yunho walked to the sofa while grinning.
"I`ve killed him!"
Jaejoong stared at his lover with wide eyes.
"Hah! In your dreams!" Changmin shouted while limping, cursing his hyungs all the way to his room.
-END-
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A/N: My grammar sucks real bad! XD
I dont really mind bout my grammar~ XD idk bout others.. ;___;
Btw! my Mini series, i guess it is called a mini series bcoz each chapter nver exceeded 2k words~ XD
COMMENTS ARE LOVED! ^^
Author: tehah_hero
Length: Oneshot
Pairing: Yunjae
Genre: Humor, Crack, Fluff
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own the pics I used here.. ^^ but I do own the plot! XD
Summary: Yunho wears a wig...
Changmin sat on the sofa, pouting like a kid who didn`t get his sweets. Junsu was sleeping on Yoochun`s lap, snoring softly while Yoochun was watching his favourite anime on the floor, mouth slightly agaped, too engrossed with the plot.
"Why is Jae-hyung took so long in the room?" he whined, waiting for the only person who could cook decent food for him.
Yoochun glanced at Changmin before he snorted at the poor still-growing-younger-man on the couch.
"Rub that pout of your face, Min. You look ugly."
Changmin snickered.
"With or without the pout, you`re uglier, Chun-hyung!"
Yoochun grabbed a random thing near him that happened to be Junsu`s rubber duck, throwing the yellow duck to Changmin`s face.
Junsu`s eyes snapped open once the rubber duck landed on Changmin`s nose, creating the squeaky sound.
"My ducky!" Junsu squeaked while struggling to get up.
Yoochun let out a high-pitched scream when Junsu accidentally elbowed his groin in attempt to crawl to Changmin.
"My dick!" Yoochun groaned, double over while palming his crotch.
Junsu looked at his favourite rubber ducky with horror when Changmin shoved the poor innocent duck under his own ass whilst grinning at him.
"Mr. Robert!" Junsu cried, clutching on the younger male`s baggy pants.
Changmin laughed evilly.
"Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Yunho`s bedroom door slammed open, resulting one of the photo frames on the wall crashed and shattered into dust.
"Nooooooo! My awesome self-camera photo that I took when I was bored!!!" Changmin wailed, glaring at a grinning Jaejoong.
Yoochun crawled his way to the standing male and hugged Jaejoong`s hairless leg.
"Hyung, Junsu elbowed my crotch. Now, how can I make him pregnant if I can`t feel my balls anymore?" he sobbed.
Jaejoong sighed hard, looking at his supposedly soulmate.
"There~ There~ I`ll pay revenge for you, Chunnie!" he patted Yoochun`s head with sympathy.
"Now, fuck off Chunnie! I need to walk.." he yelled.
Yoochun crawled to a corner, hugging his knees to his chest, sulking.
Jaejoong strutted his way to the couch, plopped on the sofa next to the youngest after kicking Junsu`s butt in the process.
"Hyung, you kicked me.." Junsu whimpered, stating the obvious while rubbing his sore ass.
"Yoochun told me to kick you, Junsu-ah.." he faked a guilty expression which made Changmin rolled his eyes.
"Hyung.." Changmin looked at the beautiful male with great interest.
"What?" Jaejoong leaned his haed on Changmin`s shoulder, kicking Junsu`s body again and again.
"Hyung...You know how much I hate skinship.." he whined, giving Jaejoong a disgusted look.
Jaejoong elbowed his stomach before leaning his head on the armrest.
"Hyung! Get rid of that ugly wig!" he nearly kicked Junsu`s head when the older male kicked his groin not to gently.
"Jae-hyung, you`re violent!" Junsu cowered against the wall, next to a sulking Yoochun when Jaejoong raised his hand to scratch his nose.
"I`m not violent! I`m just defending myself!" Jaejoong laughed at Changmin who was whimpering next to him.
"I`ll tell my mom that you are abusing me, hyung." the youngest announced as he stood up on his wobbly feet.
Jaejoong paled.
"If- If you tell your umma then I`ll never ever cook for you, Min!" he blackmailed the terrotized boy.
Changmin slumped back on the sofa, sighing hard.
Damn! How could he live without Jae-hyung`s food?!
The door once again slammed open though Jaejoong didn`t close it back when he made his entrance before, revealing an awkward looking dude in a knee-length dress with ugly hair, walking like a crab in heels.
Jaejoong`s sly grin widened, batting his eyelashes attractively.
"Yunho-hyung?" Junsu squeaked while Yoochun sprawled on the floor, laughing his ass off, forgeting that he should sulk a bit more.
Yunho squinted his eyes dangerously, looking at a laughing-mess Yoochun.
"I`ll kill you, Yoochun! Shut up, now!" Yunho glared, making his fake eyelashes fell onto his cheek.
Yoochun laughed more, clutching on Junsu while gasping for air to breathe.
Junsu had that I-just-saw-a-ghost-but-I-cant-run look on his face, eyes went wide as saucers.
Changmin buried his face into his palms, laughing like a wicked bitch-who-was-plotting-something-evil.
Yunho groaned heavily, throwing a glare at another male with a wig on the sofa.
Jaejoong mouthed a 'what' while looking at him.
Yunho sighed and walked to the couch with shaking feet.
It took quite some time for him to walk to his lover.
Yunho kicked a laughing Changmin off the sofa, before slumping on the couch while kicking his heels off towads Yoochun.
Changmin crawled to Yoochun and hugged the wide-forehead man, laughing like a maniac-duo, leaving Junsu aside.
"Hey there, pretty!" Jaejoong chuckled at Yunho`s annoyed face.
"Seriuosly, Jae. Why do I need to wear these shits?"
Jaejoong frowned deeply.
"You love to fuck me hard and rough when I wore a dress before.." he pouted his blood red lips.
Yunho groaned.
"Then, what is that even related to me? Wearing these?" Yunho pointed at his own dress and flower.
He grinned like an evil Garfield.
"I think you can fuck me in this dress longer if you wear a dress like mine!"
Yunho looked at his boyfriend like Jaejoong had eight eyes all over that pretty face.
"You know that, if you want me to fuck you rough and hard, you could always ask, right?"
"But then our dongsengs won`t get to look at you in this wig.." he whined.
"Seriously, Jae! Why me?"
Jaejoong glared at the ugly guy.
"Do you want someone else to fuck me then?"
Yunho`s eyes went wide, chocked on his own saliva.
"O- Of course not!" he nearly screamed.
"Ok. Now kiss me!"
Yunho pulled the smaller male by his neck, meshing their lips clumsily, eyes closed.
By the time, Yunho hovered over Jaejoong on the sofa, kissing the pretty guy with tongue involved, Junsu screamed loudly.
"Holy coconut!" Junsu gripped Changmin`s ankle, eyes almost popped out from its sockets at the image of his hyungs eating each other face.
When Jaejoong fluttered his eyes opened, he began to choke on his laughter, making Yunho pulled away, strings of saliva dropping their chins.
"I feel like I`m making out with a hideous female!" Jaejoong broke into laughter again.
Yunho pouted his lips on returned.
"Oh My God Sun!" Junsu screamed for the nth times, making the lover birds turned to him.
There on the floor, Changmin was licking and sucking someone`s nipple which happened to be Yoochunm who was already half-naked, moaning like a bitch in heat.
Jaejoong screamed his most manly scream.
"Shim Changmin! What the hell did you do to my soulmate?" he shrieked.
Yunho took the rubber duck under his ass and threw it to Changmin`s head.
Changmin looked up with a slurp sound, making Junsu covered his eyes with both his hands, peeking in between his fingers.
"What?" Changmin pulled out his most-innocent face which failed miserably.
"I thought you`re straight!" Yunho accused, poiting a finger towards the younger male.
Yoochun cackled, kicking Changmin off him before enveloping Junsu in his arms.
"I thought you`re with Junsu!" Jaejoong glared.
"I was and I still am!"
Changmin sighed.
"Chun-hyung is only my experiment. You know like the lab rats?"
"The white rats?" Jaejoong quirked his eyebrows.
Changmin nodded his head while grinning.
"Jae-hyung, you know I`m a genius! I`m just trying to help Yunho-hyung to find new ways to pleasure you!"
Yunho paled, craning his head to look at Jaejoong.
"Yeah. Yunho-hyung asked me to find new tricks but Changmin suddenly butted in together.." Yoochun grinned while kneading Junsu`s butt.
Suddenly, Jaejoong jumped onto Yunho`s lap, kissing the taller male senselessly, stroking his neck while working on Yunho`s bow-shaped lips.
Yunho eagerly stucked his tongue into Jaejoong`s warm cavern, tasting his sweet strawberry flavored toothpaste, hands wandering under his dress that fit him like it was his second skin.
"It feels like I`m watching a lesbian porn!" Changmin said, slightly amused that Jaejoong didn`t beat the crap out of Yunho.
Yoochun and Junsu were long gone, tip-toeing into their room, locking the door just in case.
Changmin grabbed his video camera, which was lying innocently in front of the front door.
How did it get there?
When he turned on the electronic device, Jaejoong`s moans and groans was heard, making Changmin fumbled to turn off the video.
"I told you to delete that video!" Yunho shouted, chasing after a screaming-for-help Changmin.
Jaejoong was left on the sofa, alone.
"So what I`m now? A porn star?" he talked to himself.
"No. You`re a gay porn star!" Changmin shouted from the bathroom. occasionaly yelping in pain.
"Fuck You, Min!"
"Well, Yunho-hyung fuck you, Jae-hyung!"
Jaejoong groaned.
Suddenly a loud thumped was heard, like a huge bathtub was lifted and thrown on top of someone.
Yunho walked to the sofa while grinning.
"I`ve killed him!"
Jaejoong stared at his lover with wide eyes.
"Hah! In your dreams!" Changmin shouted while limping, cursing his hyungs all the way to his room.
-END-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: My grammar sucks real bad! XD
I dont really mind bout my grammar~ XD idk bout others.. ;___;
Btw! my Mini series, i guess it is called a mini series bcoz each chapter nver exceeded 2k words~ XD
COMMENTS ARE LOVED! ^^