[FIC] RIPPED CONDOM; THE CHRONICLES OF A MISSING LOLLIPOP
Yunho stumbled into the apartment, narrowly avoiding an accident when he almost stepped on a grey feline who decided to lounge on the Hello Kitty welcome mat.
He brushed off the snow on his jacket, kicked his sneakers off almost hitting JiJi square on the head. Luckily, the said cat jumped right on time, avoiding the flying object. JiJi glared at him as he staggered into the living room, dragging his tired body with great difficulty before dropping his weight on the black leather couch.
His energy went down the drain when he and Changmin wrapped up the Dream Concert. He couldn’t deny that it was one awesome concert.
The fans were cheering and screaming their names, all five names, without any lace of hatred. He loved it like that, all of them together as one.
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“Oiii! Where’s my lollipop?”
“Eh? Why are you asking me? I’m not a lost and found.”
“I left it here, you bimbo! I told you not to give it to anyone!” Changmin groaned in annoyance.
“Well I never touched it, and I never gave it to anyone, you fucker!”
“Shut up, Yoochun, or I’ll fuck you right now in front of your mom! Where is it?”
“Ask Junsu!” Yoochun wailed.
Changmin grumbled irritatedly.
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“Junsu, where’s my lollipop?”
“What?”
“Lollipop.”
“What???”
Changmin groaned in frustration, almost slamming his phone hard on the wall.
“Where are you right now, you maggot?”
“I’m in the PC Bang.. Hehe..”
“Where’s my lollipop that Yoochun left in your house?”
“Ohhhhh.. That lollipop..”
“Yes, where is it?”
“I don’t know.”
Changmin groaned, again.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Yunho fluttered his eyes shut as the flat screen in front of him played a sad melody, lulling him to sleep. His brain refused to accept any more thoughts of his day. Suddenly, the couch dipped when another weight was added, making him groan in annoyance.
Yunho’s eyes snapped open when he heard the sound of plastic rustling noisily next to his ear. He rolled his eyes at the person beside him, who was unwrapping a lollipop childishly. The sweet candy disappeared behind the pouty lips.
“Whut?” Jaejoong asked as he licked the sweet on a stick, twirling his tongue around it with a slurping sound. The sweet treat occasionally peeked out from the pink lips.
Yunho snatched the lolly and popped it into his mouth, his tongue swirling and sucking the sweetness out of it.
Jaejoong pouted his lips, not happy about the fact that his snack had been snatched away.
“Fucker.” Jaejoong grumbled under his breath as the younger male smiled smugly at him.
He stretched his legs across the couch, leaned his head on top of Yunho’s lap and wrapped his fingers around a banana he took, together with the lollipop, from the kitchen. He peeled off the skin in a painfully slow manner, unaware of Yunho’s wandering eyes which have long forgotten the TV screen.
Yunho ran his hand through the older male’s raven locks, loving the way his Jaejoong’s soft locks went in between his long, slender fingers.
He almost choked on his strawberry lollipop as his eyes wandered to Jaejoong’s tongue, peeking out, licking the banana, before engulfing half of it into his mouth, moaning as he munched on the long curved tropical fruit while humming to the song on the TV.
Yunho shifted and cleared his throat uncomfortably, trying to ease the pain in his tightened pants.
“Don’t you try to cross your legs, Yunho! I almost choked on the banana!” Jaejoong half yelled at his lover.
Yunho spluttered for words. Oh, how innocent it sounded coming from a certain Kim Jaejoong!
The shorter one turned his attention to Yunho, curiously eyeing his boyfriend who coughed out his lollipop on the floor. Jaejoong half rolled on the couch and turned to face Yunho, causing him to meet his boyfriend’s obvious bulge, looking strained, behind the tight jeans.
Yunho groaned when his lover nuzzled on his hard on, sending more jolts of shivers down to his groin.
“Jae!” Yunho growled in warning as his boyfriend got a hold of his zipper, tugging it in between his white teeth, skillfully.
Jaejoong looked up to Yunho, batting his eyelashes seductively as he pulled the zipper down using only his teeth.
He whimpered in irritation to meet another layer of cloth under his Yunho’s pants before he chuckled in amusement when Yunho’s cock twitched as he traced a finger on the clothed erection.
Jaejoong immediately hopped off of the couch and kneeled in between Yunho’s legs to pull down the pants with great difficulty as Yunho refused to move a single limb. He fished his hand into Yunho’s boxers and pulled out the hard leaking dick.
“You’re already leaking, Yunnie..” he teased.
Yunho rolled his eyes heavenwards as his boyfriend engulfed half of his erection without any warning. He raked his fingers through Jaejoong’s hair, pushing the latter to suck him harder.
Jaejoong buried his nose on his lover’s pubic hair, wrinkling his nose cutely as the hair kept going into his nose, his eyes fluttered shut as he was getting used to Yunho’s thick length, twirling his tongue hungrily.
He released the cock with an obscene pop, saliva dripping down his chin. His eyes crinkled as he smiled at Yunho’s frustrated face, before he could even voice out any mocking remarks, Yunho pulled him by his neck and crashed their lips messily.
The younger man hauled his boyfriend to straddle his lap, meshing their lips together immediately after they were disconnected when he pulled Jaejoong up. Jaejoong locked his arms around Yunho’s neck, caught the man’s lower lip and gave it a light nip before he unhooked his arms and straightened them in the air as Yunho pulled his baggy shirt off.
“Bed. Now!”
Yunho complied and lifted his lover who clung to his neck, legs wrapped around his middle. They crashed some vases and frames as both couldn’t take their mouths off of each other.
“I feel ridiculous, walking to our room half naked with my cock hanging out like this.” Yunho chuckled deeply as he stumbled into the said room with Jaejoong’s face buried in the crook of his neck, breathing hard.
Yunho kicked the door close before setting down his boyfriend on the bed. He walked around wearing nothing but a turtle neck, ransacking the drawer for condoms and lube.
“Yummzz..” Jaejoong eyed his few days younger boyfriend, walking around half naked with a rock-hard dick hanging in the air.
He whimpered pathetically when suddenly Yunho dashed out of their room after tossing a packet of condoms and a bottle of hand lotion on the bed.
“Wait here, baby! I’ll be back in a sec.”
Yunho jogged into the living room, retrieving his lollipop from the floor before sucking it again as if it wasn’t previously lying on the carpeted surface. Yunho hummed a happy tune as he walked to the kitchen, looking ridiculously giggly with his exposed erection. He took out a banana from the fridge, peeled it in a hasty manner and carelessly tossed the skin on the floor.
He walked pass JiJi and winked at the poor cat who had been meowing for food.
When he got into their room, Jaejoong was lying on the bed, stark naked while stroking his own hardening length, moaning and whimpering at the pleasant feeling.
Yunho shuddered.
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A tall lanky man stood in front of the apartment door, waiting for another shorter male to type in the security code.
“Can you be any slower?” Changmin grumbled while tapping his foot impatiently.
Junsu’s hands were shaking, literally. He didn’t like it when other people watched his every move.
“What’s the password, shortie?”
“Oh, it’s mjjejesexay… Hey! It’s rude calling someone older than you like that!” Junsu huffed, fingers playing with his long blonde hair.
Changmin ignored and keyed in the password in less than five seconds making the other male gasp in shock.
“I’m so not gonna ask Jae hyung’s mental age.”
They both stumbled into the apartment as the two men shoved each other through the doorway, trying to pass each other at the same time.
“Woah~. What’s happened in here? Did stalkers trespass into this apartment and rape Jae hyung?” Changmin kicked a cat plushie which was lying on the floor, sending it flying to Junsu’s face.
The older man pouted, sulked silently and shoved the cat plushie at JiJi who completely ignored the other presence.
“Jae hyung doesn’t know how to clean up his apartment, leaving all these shits on the floor like this..” Changmin nudged a photo frame with his foot.
Junsu left Changmin with his own blabbering and went straight into the kitchen.
Unfortunately, his eyes didn’t see the banana skin on the floor, causing him to slip with his bum coming in contact with the hard floor first.
“Oh My God Sun! It hurts.” he shrieked.
Changmin walked to the kitchen slowly, checking the fridge first.
“Oh! There’s banana! It’s been a long time since I last tasted you, baby.” He kissed the banana and peeled it before shoving it into his mouth.
“Oii, you ok? Your wig came off.” Changmin cackled.
Junsu got on his feet by himself, huffing and fiddling with his wig.
“Don’t insult my wig. It’s pretty.” He mumbled under his breath.
Changmin doubled over, laughing at Junsu’s face, hand on his chest as he choked on the banana.
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“I think I heard someone scream.”
“It’s just your imagination, Jae.”
Jaejoong pouted.
Yunho ripped off the packet and slipped on the condom.
“Oh? We are going at it now? No teasing first?”
He eyed the kneeling Yunho, who didn’t answer his question.
“Yun?”
“Jae.. This condom is ripped…” the lollipop still in his mouth.
“What the hell? I just bought that! What did you do to it?”
“Nothing. I just slipped it on my dick and I feel chilly down there. When I checked, there was this giant hole at the end of it.” Yunho fisted his cock and showed it to Jaejoong.
Jaejoong whimpered.
“Now, what?”
Yunho shrugged and suddenly shoved a banana inside Jaejoong’s lips.
Jaejoong’s protests came out muffled.
“Don’t bite on it, Jae. Or I’ll punish you.” He grinned evilly.
He hauled the other man who was whimpering silently on all fours, with him kneeling behind Jaejoong.
Yunho licked his chapped lips, wetting them with his moist tongue. He was enjoying the view of his boyfriend’s ass. He took the lolly out of his mouth which was now only half of its original size, twirling his tongue on it again.
In a flash, the sweet treat was shoved inside of Jaejoong’s twitching pink hole, making the said man to jolt in surprise.
Jaejoong munched half of the banana and swallowed it before spitting the rest of it on the bed; shouting strings of curses at his man.
“What the fuck, Jung? What is that? Let me see it!” he was about to turn and pull the thing out of his ass, but Yunho’s arms stopped him from moving. He cursed in annoyance.
“Jae, you fucking ate the banana!”
“So what? What the fuck did you put down my ass?” he glared at the pillow, wriggling his ass uncomfortably at the foreign thing inside of him, unconsciously grinding on Yunho’s cock.
Yunho’s lust heightened, eyes glinted with excitement as the white lollipop stick stuck out of Jaejoong’s pinkish hole, twitching lightly.
He pulled out the lollipop and stared at the almost melted lolly. Jaejoong sighed at the sudden empty feeling.
Oh how Yunho loved that warm cavern wrapping around him, sucking his dick deep inside, driving him highly insane with the pleasure. He shuddered at the thoughts.
The lollipop dropped on the floor.
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“I think I heard some noises coming from Jaejoong hyung’s room..” Junsu said as he pinned his blonde wig properly, staring at his own reflection at the full length mirror in the living room.
Changmin flipped the channels, getting bored of the same shows being replayed every time he gets to watch TV, with his long legs stretched out on the coffee table.
He turned off the TV and pulled out his phone, swiping his thumb on the screen a couple of times, completely ignoring Junsu.
“Hello, Yoochun? I’m bored. Entertain me.”
A few screams and curses were heard from Changmin’s android, catching Junsu’s attention.
Changmin pouted and swiped his thumb on the touch screen device, cutting off the call.
“What did Yoochun say?” Junsu sat beside Changmin, patting his skirt a little, getting rid of the creases on the bright red fabric.
“Chun said he’s in the middle of pooping. He’s in the toilet, and I don’t know why the hell he brings his phone inside the bathroom.”
Changmin sniggered at Junsu who was swiping glittery lip gloss on his already pink lips.
“Why are you so into skirts and make-up these days?” Changmin mused out loud as Junsu took out his compact powder, patting the puff onto his face like an expert.
“Tarantallegra!” Junsu shouted.
“What the fuck?”
“The Tarantallegra is a jinx used to force another person's legs to begin dancing uncontrollably, so dance with me Changminnie!” Junsu got up to his feet and started to dance randomly.
Changmin had his mouth agape.
“What the fuck?”
Junsu danced in front of Changmin, offering his hands for him to take which Changmin completely ignored, again.
“Jae, you fucking ate the banana!”
Changmin’s ears perked when he heard the sudden yell.
“Yo fucker, let’s go!”
Junsu stopped dancing, chest heaving up and down, trying to catch his breath.
“Where to?”
“Jae hyung’s room.”
Changmin and Junsu walked to the said room. Once in a while, Changmin threw mocking looks as Junsu stopped on his tracks to look at his own reflection every time they stumbled across mirrors. Bless Kim Jaejoong for having a thing for mirrors.
Changmin walked away when Junsu started take out his mascara from his neon green manbag, batting his eyelashes in front of another mirror they stumbled along the way to Jaejoong’s room.
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Yunho poured a huge amount of lotion onto his hand, lathered some on his cock and the rest on his fingers. He tossed the bottle across the room, grinning sheepishly as Jaejoong stopped whining about the lollipop.
“Make it fast. I’m tired, having to stay like this with half your fucking heavy body on me!”
Yunho ignored his lover. He inserted a lubed finger into Jaejoong’s twitching hole, shudders ran down his spine as Jaejoong immediately clamped his finger tightly.
He slipped the second finger, groaning at the warm and tight sensation.
Jaejoong hissed, hurt attacked him as Yunho scissored him, stretching him open.
Yunho dropped a few light kisses at the back of Jaejoong’s sweaty neck, trying to soothe his lover to relax and open up for him.
He thrust his fingers deep, bending them a little, and when Jaejoong moaned loudly, he knew he had hit the right spot. Jaejoong’s face landed on the half-eaten banana, creating a mess on his flawless face.
He pulled out his fingers and Jaejoong whined at the sudden loss, face smeared with mushed banana.
Yunho gave his cock a couple more strokes, shifting a little, kneeling right behind Jaejoong’s ass. He slipped his dick inside of the prepared hole, slowly, afraid that he would hurt his precious lover.
They stayed unmoving, waiting for Jaejoong to get used to Yunho’s size in him, eyes shut tightly.
When Jaejoong grunted in approval, Yunho started thrusting, and Jaejoong bucked his ass along with the rythym, moving in sync with Yunho.
His fingers wrapped around Jaejoong’s own hardened length, stroking him to find his release while his other hand held on his lover’s hip, locking them in place with the same pace. Jaejoong came hard, wetting the bed and Yunho’s hand with strings of white ribbons. Jaejoong slumped on the bed, his back still raised in the air, totally spent.
The door slammed open, revealing Changmin who stood in front of the door, startled by the unexpected carnal union of those two.
Jaejoong’s eyes widened, face looking comical because of the mushed banana smeared all over his face.
Yunho’s head snapped to the side, eyes almost popped out of their sockets, still thrusting into Jaejoong, searching for his own release.
Yunho shuddered, his figure shook as he came hard inside of Jaejoong, thrusting a few more times, riding off his orgasm, eyes fluttered shut as he calmed down from his high.
Changmin stood at the door awkwardly, feeling torn on whether to run into the bathroom to stroke himself off or to join the couple on the bed for a threesome. He chose none of that when his eyes spotted a white stick lying on the floor innocently with an evil looking condom lying beside it.
“Is that my lollipop?” he pointed his finger to the said white stick.
Yunho pulled out, causing the white sticky liquid to drip down Jaejoong’s thighs, making him contemplate on whether to go for a second round.
Jaejoong pushed Yunho off of him and rolled under the blanket, hiding his nakedness, showing only his eyes.
“Min, go away.. Let me get dressed first.” He shooed the other male.
Yunho’s eyes followed Changmin’s unwavering gaze, which was lying on the white stick that used to be a lollipop that he shoved down Jaejoong’s ass. Yunho’s eyes went wide as it dawned upon him.
“Is that my lollipop?” Changmin’s tone hardened.
He whispered something into Jaejoong’s ears.
Jaejoong’s eyes widened, again.
Changmin cracked his knuckles, ready to beat the shit out of some men.
“Min, hyung found it in my house. So logically, it’s mine.” Jaejoong stated.
“But it’s MY lollipop!”
Jaejoong squeaked, hiding himself under the blanket, away from Changmin’s sharp eyes.
“It’s my lollipop, right?”
“Yes.” Yunho answered meekly.
Changmin’s eyes smoldered with anger.
“I FUCKING BOUGHT THAT LOLLIPOP FOR MY REWARD FOR NOT KICKING SOME RANDOM PEOPLE AND YOU FUCKING TOOK AND ATE IT WITHOUT MY CONSENT?”
Yunho shook his head.
“We only ate half of it, and the rest I shoved it down Jae’s ass…”
Changmin gasped.
“You WHAT??????!”
Jaejoong smacked Yunho’s head as he emerged from his hiding and went under the blanket again.
Yunho scratched his cheek, feeling nervous.
“Should I apologize?”
Changmin took wide steps, making Yunho sunk on the bed beside Jaejoong.
He raised his fist, ready to blow his leader’s face, but Jaejoong who came out from his hiding held his fist down, looking vulnerable and guilty.
Changmin blinked back the tears when Jaejoong patted his hair softly, still naked.
“Hyung will buy you another lollipop, ok Minnie?” he smiled, eyes went crescent-shaped.
The youngest nodded and sniffed slightly before going out of the room, heading to the kitchen for his third dinner.
Yunho blinked.
“What? Is that all? No beating the shit out of me?”
Jaejoong smiled.
“Changminnie is like that, Yun. He’s just short-tempered, but he will never go against us, nor hurt you.”
“But he fucking raised his fist at me!”
“That’s for being an idiot, Yunho. If it were me, I would have kicked your ass out of my apartment, naked.”
Yunho pouted.
Jaejoong ignored his boyfriend and put on some decent clothes before skipping to the kitchen to cook special dishes for his beloved baby.
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He sat on the couch, a glass of water on his right hand while the other simply rested on his thigh, fully dressed. Jaejoong scowled as he remembered Yunho who was sleeping like a log in his room, ignoring his plea for the leader to help him to change the dirtied bed sheets.
A random girl walked in front of him, Jaejoong’s eyes widened.
“Junsu?”
~~~~~~~~~ End ~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: This is the first time I`ve wrote such a long oneshot (well for me, it's long) and this is the first time I hv a beta! ✌(-‿-)✌
The ending, is it boring? |〰﹏〰| coz I can't think anymore~❤
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He brushed off the snow on his jacket, kicked his sneakers off almost hitting JiJi square on the head. Luckily, the said cat jumped right on time, avoiding the flying object. JiJi glared at him as he staggered into the living room, dragging his tired body with great difficulty before dropping his weight on the black leather couch.
His energy went down the drain when he and Changmin wrapped up the Dream Concert. He couldn’t deny that it was one awesome concert.
The fans were cheering and screaming their names, all five names, without any lace of hatred. He loved it like that, all of them together as one.
~~~~~~~~~~~
“Oiii! Where’s my lollipop?”
“Eh? Why are you asking me? I’m not a lost and found.”
“I left it here, you bimbo! I told you not to give it to anyone!” Changmin groaned in annoyance.
“Well I never touched it, and I never gave it to anyone, you fucker!”
“Shut up, Yoochun, or I’ll fuck you right now in front of your mom! Where is it?”
“Ask Junsu!” Yoochun wailed.
Changmin grumbled irritatedly.
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“Junsu, where’s my lollipop?”
“What?”
“Lollipop.”
“What???”
Changmin groaned in frustration, almost slamming his phone hard on the wall.
“Where are you right now, you maggot?”
“I’m in the PC Bang.. Hehe..”
“Where’s my lollipop that Yoochun left in your house?”
“Ohhhhh.. That lollipop..”
“Yes, where is it?”
“I don’t know.”
Changmin groaned, again.
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Yunho fluttered his eyes shut as the flat screen in front of him played a sad melody, lulling him to sleep. His brain refused to accept any more thoughts of his day. Suddenly, the couch dipped when another weight was added, making him groan in annoyance.
Yunho’s eyes snapped open when he heard the sound of plastic rustling noisily next to his ear. He rolled his eyes at the person beside him, who was unwrapping a lollipop childishly. The sweet candy disappeared behind the pouty lips.
“Whut?” Jaejoong asked as he licked the sweet on a stick, twirling his tongue around it with a slurping sound. The sweet treat occasionally peeked out from the pink lips.
Yunho snatched the lolly and popped it into his mouth, his tongue swirling and sucking the sweetness out of it.
Jaejoong pouted his lips, not happy about the fact that his snack had been snatched away.
“Fucker.” Jaejoong grumbled under his breath as the younger male smiled smugly at him.
He stretched his legs across the couch, leaned his head on top of Yunho’s lap and wrapped his fingers around a banana he took, together with the lollipop, from the kitchen. He peeled off the skin in a painfully slow manner, unaware of Yunho’s wandering eyes which have long forgotten the TV screen.
Yunho ran his hand through the older male’s raven locks, loving the way his Jaejoong’s soft locks went in between his long, slender fingers.
He almost choked on his strawberry lollipop as his eyes wandered to Jaejoong’s tongue, peeking out, licking the banana, before engulfing half of it into his mouth, moaning as he munched on the long curved tropical fruit while humming to the song on the TV.
Yunho shifted and cleared his throat uncomfortably, trying to ease the pain in his tightened pants.
“Don’t you try to cross your legs, Yunho! I almost choked on the banana!” Jaejoong half yelled at his lover.
Yunho spluttered for words. Oh, how innocent it sounded coming from a certain Kim Jaejoong!
The shorter one turned his attention to Yunho, curiously eyeing his boyfriend who coughed out his lollipop on the floor. Jaejoong half rolled on the couch and turned to face Yunho, causing him to meet his boyfriend’s obvious bulge, looking strained, behind the tight jeans.
Yunho groaned when his lover nuzzled on his hard on, sending more jolts of shivers down to his groin.
“Jae!” Yunho growled in warning as his boyfriend got a hold of his zipper, tugging it in between his white teeth, skillfully.
Jaejoong looked up to Yunho, batting his eyelashes seductively as he pulled the zipper down using only his teeth.
He whimpered in irritation to meet another layer of cloth under his Yunho’s pants before he chuckled in amusement when Yunho’s cock twitched as he traced a finger on the clothed erection.
Jaejoong immediately hopped off of the couch and kneeled in between Yunho’s legs to pull down the pants with great difficulty as Yunho refused to move a single limb. He fished his hand into Yunho’s boxers and pulled out the hard leaking dick.
“You’re already leaking, Yunnie..” he teased.
Yunho rolled his eyes heavenwards as his boyfriend engulfed half of his erection without any warning. He raked his fingers through Jaejoong’s hair, pushing the latter to suck him harder.
Jaejoong buried his nose on his lover’s pubic hair, wrinkling his nose cutely as the hair kept going into his nose, his eyes fluttered shut as he was getting used to Yunho’s thick length, twirling his tongue hungrily.
He released the cock with an obscene pop, saliva dripping down his chin. His eyes crinkled as he smiled at Yunho’s frustrated face, before he could even voice out any mocking remarks, Yunho pulled him by his neck and crashed their lips messily.
The younger man hauled his boyfriend to straddle his lap, meshing their lips together immediately after they were disconnected when he pulled Jaejoong up. Jaejoong locked his arms around Yunho’s neck, caught the man’s lower lip and gave it a light nip before he unhooked his arms and straightened them in the air as Yunho pulled his baggy shirt off.
“Bed. Now!”
Yunho complied and lifted his lover who clung to his neck, legs wrapped around his middle. They crashed some vases and frames as both couldn’t take their mouths off of each other.
“I feel ridiculous, walking to our room half naked with my cock hanging out like this.” Yunho chuckled deeply as he stumbled into the said room with Jaejoong’s face buried in the crook of his neck, breathing hard.
Yunho kicked the door close before setting down his boyfriend on the bed. He walked around wearing nothing but a turtle neck, ransacking the drawer for condoms and lube.
“Yummzz..” Jaejoong eyed his few days younger boyfriend, walking around half naked with a rock-hard dick hanging in the air.
He whimpered pathetically when suddenly Yunho dashed out of their room after tossing a packet of condoms and a bottle of hand lotion on the bed.
“Wait here, baby! I’ll be back in a sec.”
Yunho jogged into the living room, retrieving his lollipop from the floor before sucking it again as if it wasn’t previously lying on the carpeted surface. Yunho hummed a happy tune as he walked to the kitchen, looking ridiculously giggly with his exposed erection. He took out a banana from the fridge, peeled it in a hasty manner and carelessly tossed the skin on the floor.
He walked pass JiJi and winked at the poor cat who had been meowing for food.
When he got into their room, Jaejoong was lying on the bed, stark naked while stroking his own hardening length, moaning and whimpering at the pleasant feeling.
Yunho shuddered.
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A tall lanky man stood in front of the apartment door, waiting for another shorter male to type in the security code.
“Can you be any slower?” Changmin grumbled while tapping his foot impatiently.
Junsu’s hands were shaking, literally. He didn’t like it when other people watched his every move.
“What’s the password, shortie?”
“Oh, it’s mjjejesexay… Hey! It’s rude calling someone older than you like that!” Junsu huffed, fingers playing with his long blonde hair.
Changmin ignored and keyed in the password in less than five seconds making the other male gasp in shock.
“I’m so not gonna ask Jae hyung’s mental age.”
They both stumbled into the apartment as the two men shoved each other through the doorway, trying to pass each other at the same time.
“Woah~. What’s happened in here? Did stalkers trespass into this apartment and rape Jae hyung?” Changmin kicked a cat plushie which was lying on the floor, sending it flying to Junsu’s face.
The older man pouted, sulked silently and shoved the cat plushie at JiJi who completely ignored the other presence.
“Jae hyung doesn’t know how to clean up his apartment, leaving all these shits on the floor like this..” Changmin nudged a photo frame with his foot.
Junsu left Changmin with his own blabbering and went straight into the kitchen.
Unfortunately, his eyes didn’t see the banana skin on the floor, causing him to slip with his bum coming in contact with the hard floor first.
“Oh My God Sun! It hurts.” he shrieked.
Changmin walked to the kitchen slowly, checking the fridge first.
“Oh! There’s banana! It’s been a long time since I last tasted you, baby.” He kissed the banana and peeled it before shoving it into his mouth.
“Oii, you ok? Your wig came off.” Changmin cackled.
Junsu got on his feet by himself, huffing and fiddling with his wig.
“Don’t insult my wig. It’s pretty.” He mumbled under his breath.
Changmin doubled over, laughing at Junsu’s face, hand on his chest as he choked on the banana.
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“I think I heard someone scream.”
“It’s just your imagination, Jae.”
Jaejoong pouted.
Yunho ripped off the packet and slipped on the condom.
“Oh? We are going at it now? No teasing first?”
He eyed the kneeling Yunho, who didn’t answer his question.
“Yun?”
“Jae.. This condom is ripped…” the lollipop still in his mouth.
“What the hell? I just bought that! What did you do to it?”
“Nothing. I just slipped it on my dick and I feel chilly down there. When I checked, there was this giant hole at the end of it.” Yunho fisted his cock and showed it to Jaejoong.
Jaejoong whimpered.
“Now, what?”
Yunho shrugged and suddenly shoved a banana inside Jaejoong’s lips.
Jaejoong’s protests came out muffled.
“Don’t bite on it, Jae. Or I’ll punish you.” He grinned evilly.
He hauled the other man who was whimpering silently on all fours, with him kneeling behind Jaejoong.
Yunho licked his chapped lips, wetting them with his moist tongue. He was enjoying the view of his boyfriend’s ass. He took the lolly out of his mouth which was now only half of its original size, twirling his tongue on it again.
In a flash, the sweet treat was shoved inside of Jaejoong’s twitching pink hole, making the said man to jolt in surprise.
Jaejoong munched half of the banana and swallowed it before spitting the rest of it on the bed; shouting strings of curses at his man.
“What the fuck, Jung? What is that? Let me see it!” he was about to turn and pull the thing out of his ass, but Yunho’s arms stopped him from moving. He cursed in annoyance.
“Jae, you fucking ate the banana!”
“So what? What the fuck did you put down my ass?” he glared at the pillow, wriggling his ass uncomfortably at the foreign thing inside of him, unconsciously grinding on Yunho’s cock.
Yunho’s lust heightened, eyes glinted with excitement as the white lollipop stick stuck out of Jaejoong’s pinkish hole, twitching lightly.
He pulled out the lollipop and stared at the almost melted lolly. Jaejoong sighed at the sudden empty feeling.
Oh how Yunho loved that warm cavern wrapping around him, sucking his dick deep inside, driving him highly insane with the pleasure. He shuddered at the thoughts.
The lollipop dropped on the floor.
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“I think I heard some noises coming from Jaejoong hyung’s room..” Junsu said as he pinned his blonde wig properly, staring at his own reflection at the full length mirror in the living room.
Changmin flipped the channels, getting bored of the same shows being replayed every time he gets to watch TV, with his long legs stretched out on the coffee table.
He turned off the TV and pulled out his phone, swiping his thumb on the screen a couple of times, completely ignoring Junsu.
“Hello, Yoochun? I’m bored. Entertain me.”
A few screams and curses were heard from Changmin’s android, catching Junsu’s attention.
Changmin pouted and swiped his thumb on the touch screen device, cutting off the call.
“What did Yoochun say?” Junsu sat beside Changmin, patting his skirt a little, getting rid of the creases on the bright red fabric.
“Chun said he’s in the middle of pooping. He’s in the toilet, and I don’t know why the hell he brings his phone inside the bathroom.”
Changmin sniggered at Junsu who was swiping glittery lip gloss on his already pink lips.
“Why are you so into skirts and make-up these days?” Changmin mused out loud as Junsu took out his compact powder, patting the puff onto his face like an expert.
“Tarantallegra!” Junsu shouted.
“What the fuck?”
“The Tarantallegra is a jinx used to force another person's legs to begin dancing uncontrollably, so dance with me Changminnie!” Junsu got up to his feet and started to dance randomly.
Changmin had his mouth agape.
“What the fuck?”
Junsu danced in front of Changmin, offering his hands for him to take which Changmin completely ignored, again.
“Jae, you fucking ate the banana!”
Changmin’s ears perked when he heard the sudden yell.
“Yo fucker, let’s go!”
Junsu stopped dancing, chest heaving up and down, trying to catch his breath.
“Where to?”
“Jae hyung’s room.”
Changmin and Junsu walked to the said room. Once in a while, Changmin threw mocking looks as Junsu stopped on his tracks to look at his own reflection every time they stumbled across mirrors. Bless Kim Jaejoong for having a thing for mirrors.
Changmin walked away when Junsu started take out his mascara from his neon green manbag, batting his eyelashes in front of another mirror they stumbled along the way to Jaejoong’s room.
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Yunho poured a huge amount of lotion onto his hand, lathered some on his cock and the rest on his fingers. He tossed the bottle across the room, grinning sheepishly as Jaejoong stopped whining about the lollipop.
“Make it fast. I’m tired, having to stay like this with half your fucking heavy body on me!”
Yunho ignored his lover. He inserted a lubed finger into Jaejoong’s twitching hole, shudders ran down his spine as Jaejoong immediately clamped his finger tightly.
He slipped the second finger, groaning at the warm and tight sensation.
Jaejoong hissed, hurt attacked him as Yunho scissored him, stretching him open.
Yunho dropped a few light kisses at the back of Jaejoong’s sweaty neck, trying to soothe his lover to relax and open up for him.
He thrust his fingers deep, bending them a little, and when Jaejoong moaned loudly, he knew he had hit the right spot. Jaejoong’s face landed on the half-eaten banana, creating a mess on his flawless face.
He pulled out his fingers and Jaejoong whined at the sudden loss, face smeared with mushed banana.
Yunho gave his cock a couple more strokes, shifting a little, kneeling right behind Jaejoong’s ass. He slipped his dick inside of the prepared hole, slowly, afraid that he would hurt his precious lover.
They stayed unmoving, waiting for Jaejoong to get used to Yunho’s size in him, eyes shut tightly.
When Jaejoong grunted in approval, Yunho started thrusting, and Jaejoong bucked his ass along with the rythym, moving in sync with Yunho.
His fingers wrapped around Jaejoong’s own hardened length, stroking him to find his release while his other hand held on his lover’s hip, locking them in place with the same pace. Jaejoong came hard, wetting the bed and Yunho’s hand with strings of white ribbons. Jaejoong slumped on the bed, his back still raised in the air, totally spent.
The door slammed open, revealing Changmin who stood in front of the door, startled by the unexpected carnal union of those two.
Jaejoong’s eyes widened, face looking comical because of the mushed banana smeared all over his face.
Yunho’s head snapped to the side, eyes almost popped out of their sockets, still thrusting into Jaejoong, searching for his own release.
Yunho shuddered, his figure shook as he came hard inside of Jaejoong, thrusting a few more times, riding off his orgasm, eyes fluttered shut as he calmed down from his high.
Changmin stood at the door awkwardly, feeling torn on whether to run into the bathroom to stroke himself off or to join the couple on the bed for a threesome. He chose none of that when his eyes spotted a white stick lying on the floor innocently with an evil looking condom lying beside it.
“Is that my lollipop?” he pointed his finger to the said white stick.
Yunho pulled out, causing the white sticky liquid to drip down Jaejoong’s thighs, making him contemplate on whether to go for a second round.
Jaejoong pushed Yunho off of him and rolled under the blanket, hiding his nakedness, showing only his eyes.
“Min, go away.. Let me get dressed first.” He shooed the other male.
Yunho’s eyes followed Changmin’s unwavering gaze, which was lying on the white stick that used to be a lollipop that he shoved down Jaejoong’s ass. Yunho’s eyes went wide as it dawned upon him.
“Is that my lollipop?” Changmin’s tone hardened.
He whispered something into Jaejoong’s ears.
Jaejoong’s eyes widened, again.
Changmin cracked his knuckles, ready to beat the shit out of some men.
“Min, hyung found it in my house. So logically, it’s mine.” Jaejoong stated.
“But it’s MY lollipop!”
Jaejoong squeaked, hiding himself under the blanket, away from Changmin’s sharp eyes.
“It’s my lollipop, right?”
“Yes.” Yunho answered meekly.
Changmin’s eyes smoldered with anger.
“I FUCKING BOUGHT THAT LOLLIPOP FOR MY REWARD FOR NOT KICKING SOME RANDOM PEOPLE AND YOU FUCKING TOOK AND ATE IT WITHOUT MY CONSENT?”
Yunho shook his head.
“We only ate half of it, and the rest I shoved it down Jae’s ass…”
Changmin gasped.
“You WHAT??????!”
Jaejoong smacked Yunho’s head as he emerged from his hiding and went under the blanket again.
Yunho scratched his cheek, feeling nervous.
“Should I apologize?”
Changmin took wide steps, making Yunho sunk on the bed beside Jaejoong.
He raised his fist, ready to blow his leader’s face, but Jaejoong who came out from his hiding held his fist down, looking vulnerable and guilty.
Changmin blinked back the tears when Jaejoong patted his hair softly, still naked.
“Hyung will buy you another lollipop, ok Minnie?” he smiled, eyes went crescent-shaped.
The youngest nodded and sniffed slightly before going out of the room, heading to the kitchen for his third dinner.
Yunho blinked.
“What? Is that all? No beating the shit out of me?”
Jaejoong smiled.
“Changminnie is like that, Yun. He’s just short-tempered, but he will never go against us, nor hurt you.”
“But he fucking raised his fist at me!”
“That’s for being an idiot, Yunho. If it were me, I would have kicked your ass out of my apartment, naked.”
Yunho pouted.
Jaejoong ignored his boyfriend and put on some decent clothes before skipping to the kitchen to cook special dishes for his beloved baby.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He sat on the couch, a glass of water on his right hand while the other simply rested on his thigh, fully dressed. Jaejoong scowled as he remembered Yunho who was sleeping like a log in his room, ignoring his plea for the leader to help him to change the dirtied bed sheets.
A random girl walked in front of him, Jaejoong’s eyes widened.
“Junsu?”
~~~~~~~~~ End ~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: This is the first time I`ve wrote such a long oneshot (well for me, it's long) and this is the first time I hv a beta! ✌(-‿-)✌
The ending, is it boring? |〰﹏〰| coz I can't think anymore~❤
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