Mar 14, 2006 21:46
Jamie has just insulted my ipod, and I take offense to that. She's right next to me but I would like to inform the general public of this outcry against that which is my sexy ipod. Which is, believe it or not, an extention of my body. Which means she insults my body. Which means I will have to immolate myself in the middle of the street sometime to regain my lost happiness. Shawn, bring the matches. And the gasoline. And no one sing that Seether song.