Ooh, who're you? *stares at hair* That looks like it wouldbe fun to play in...^_^
And why're you being mean to Roxas and Sora? They're really nice, both of them! But Sora's sometimes mean to Roxas, so you have to watch out for that and scold him when it happens. He hasn't been mean lately and I think it's because he knows better now. ^_^
And what bad, evil things are you talking about? Is it like stealing someone's treasures or something? Because that's not really bad or evil, it's just misunderstood. ^_^
But there's a difference. See, I'm a girl, so I get a little leeway with weird hair. *eyes hair again* What would you do if I tried to play in it? 'Cause it looks like it'd be a lot of fun...^_^ Pleeeease? Pretty please??
What're those goals, huh? Are you trying to kill all the Heartless like Sora or are you trying to find memories like Roxas or maybe you're trying to find treasures like me but that doesn't make any sense because you're really tall and why would you need treasure anyway? Unless you're under a curse like I am but I don't know what curse that would be unless it's one that makes your hair look fun-to-play-in-but-still-weird and I haven't heard of a curse like that before, have you? Or maybe you really are a pedophile and you're trying to lure Roxas AND Sora into your secret hideout-lair-base-thingamajig! But that would be bad because Leon and Cloud and the others are all busy and can't come save Sora and even Merlin has work to do and I haven't seen that duck or Goofy since they left with Sora and I don't think that
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No. My hair is not for playing in. Go bother Marluxia for that.
... Yes, that's it exactly. I want all the heartless killed. By Keyblades. See? A noble goal.
I could care less about any of those matters. I hardly wish to become that... Michael Jackson? Something like that? Xaldin listens to his music, at least...
Yes, my name is Xemnas. Yes, I'm aware, Number Two showed the anagram. Which is why he still recoils in pain every time I mention "minty fresh".
And my treasure is... Well, something you three wouldn't be interested in. No worries, I won't go after your loot.
And you already MENTIONED my name up above. Why are you asking again?
Oooh, so you're a good guy! ^_^ Do you have a keyblade too? Because some of Sora's keyblades look really cool! Especially the Gullwing one!
Ohh, okay, good. ^_^ 'Cause, like I said, a powerful pedophile (^_^ *giggles at alliteration*) would be bad for us right now.
Number Two? The numbers have genders? I didn't know that....so is number One a girl then?
Thank you! ^_^ It's hard enough finding the kind of treasure that we're looking for, it would be even harder if others are looking too! But you still didn't say what it was...
And I was just wondering, 'cause I didn't know whether it was Xemnas or not...*sniff* T_T
And what's "pontificate" mean? Is that one of the words that I shouldn't say in front of Sora, like the "m" word or something?
...Again with the obscure... And are we in a children's fairytale? The last time I heard "once upon a time" was when I was hearing about a girl named Cinderella. It was very boring, actually.
Xigbar, huh? And oops, I'm soory. ^_^ I didn't know...
Secret? Oh well. I'll find out eventually. ^_^
"Pontificate: speak pompously to speak about something in a knowing and self-important way, especially when not qualified to do so." What'd you do to deserve that? What, does someone have a grudge against you or something?
You know, you're not half as nice as Roxas or Hayner. And even if they don't have fun-to-play-in hair, they look normal. Plus they're really nice! ^_^ Sora too!
the M word? ?? Mickey? Moose? Mouth? MINT! It's MINT isn't it? - actually, I don't much like mint. I mean, it's good enough in chocoloate, but I don't like mint gum.
Or that you're not lying altogether?
Maybe I should just get Riku's help... I kind of remember him and he's not half as creepy-looking as you are.
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And because Nobodies really don't lie. Not much of a point.
... And I'm not creepy looking.
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You're clearly just biased. Bad trait for a hero.
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And why're you being mean to Roxas and Sora? They're really nice, both of them! But Sora's sometimes mean to Roxas, so you have to watch out for that and scold him when it happens. He hasn't been mean lately and I think it's because he knows better now. ^_^
And what bad, evil things are you talking about? Is it like stealing someone's treasures or something? Because that's not really bad or evil, it's just misunderstood. ^_^
-Rikku
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Also, I'm not being mean. I'm being objective and pursuing my goals.
And... Yes, you could say it's something like that.
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What're those goals, huh? Are you trying to kill all the Heartless like Sora or are you trying to find memories like Roxas or maybe you're trying to find treasures like me but that doesn't make any sense because you're really tall and why would you need treasure anyway? Unless you're under a curse like I am but I don't know what curse that would be unless it's one that makes your hair look fun-to-play-in-but-still-weird and I haven't heard of a curse like that before, have you? Or maybe you really are a pedophile and you're trying to lure Roxas AND Sora into your secret hideout-lair-base-thingamajig! But that would be bad because Leon and Cloud and the others are all busy and can't come save Sora and even Merlin has work to do and I haven't seen that duck or Goofy since they left with Sora and I don't think that ( ... )
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... Yes, that's it exactly. I want all the heartless killed. By Keyblades. See? A noble goal.
I could care less about any of those matters. I hardly wish to become that... Michael Jackson? Something like that? Xaldin listens to his music, at least...
Yes, my name is Xemnas. Yes, I'm aware, Number Two showed the anagram. Which is why he still recoils in pain every time I mention "minty fresh".
And my treasure is... Well, something you three wouldn't be interested in. No worries, I won't go after your loot.
And you already MENTIONED my name up above. Why are you asking again?
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Oooh, so you're a good guy! ^_^ Do you have a keyblade too? Because some of Sora's keyblades look really cool! Especially the Gullwing one!
Ohh, okay, good. ^_^ 'Cause, like I said, a powerful pedophile (^_^ *giggles at alliteration*) would be bad for us right now.
Number Two? The numbers have genders? I didn't know that....so is number One a girl then?
Thank you! ^_^ It's hard enough finding the kind of treasure that we're looking for, it would be even harder if others are looking too! But you still didn't say what it was...
And I was just wondering, 'cause I didn't know whether it was Xemnas or not...*sniff* T_T
And what's "pontificate" mean? Is that one of the words that I shouldn't say in front of Sora, like the "m" word or something?
-Rikku
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I... may have, once upon a time.
I understand. I wouldn't do anything like that, I'd violate my own sanity.
No, Number Two is what I call Xigbar, the discoverer of that unfortunate anagram. I am Number One.
Yes, what it is is my secret.
Well, now you know.
And get a dictionary.
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...Again with the obscure... And are we in a children's fairytale? The last time I heard "once upon a time" was when I was hearing about a girl named Cinderella. It was very boring, actually.
Xigbar, huh? And oops, I'm soory. ^_^ I didn't know...
Secret? Oh well. I'll find out eventually. ^_^
"Pontificate: speak pompously to speak about something in a knowing and self-important way, especially when not qualified to do so." What'd you do to deserve that? What, does someone have a grudge against you or something?
You know, you're not half as nice as Roxas or Hayner. And even if they don't have fun-to-play-in hair, they look normal. Plus they're really nice! ^_^ Sora too!
-Rikku
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And no, you won't find out that secret.
Well, except for that last bit about being unqualified, it's correct for me.
And I've never claimed to be nice.
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If you say so.
Whatever you say...
Hm, guess you didn't. Oops, my bad. I'll be leaving now. >.>
-Rikku
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-Rikku
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