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I feel obligated now to prevent slander against my character, and that of the Organization XIII.
First and foremost. We are NOT pedophiles, or sex fiends, or anything of the sort, no matter what Axel may seem. That sort of lust would be an emotion, which, as you may have noticed, we Nobodies do not have. The very definition of Nobody is that we lack a heart to feel such things with. There is no pedophilia involved. Axel is not truly insane and obsessed with sex, he just knows, in his mind, that that is how he would act, were he not a Nobody, and so he acts that way to cover up the lack of a heart. I am not truly wrathful about all this, I merely seem such, because I know that, if I had a heart, I would be upset about such degradation of my character, so I react accordingly.
Xigbar is not a stoner. I admit to pondering his drug use occasionally, but I have conducted thorough searching, and determined that yes, he's acting under his own influence. And despite any assumptions you may get from his voice, he is deadly competant, and more likely to shoot you in the face rather than play cat-and-mouse with his foes.
Xaldin is not as completely psychotic as I have made him out to be. He, as is Xigbar, and every other member of the XIII, is also extremely competant. He does get a bit stab-happy, but that's just his character, and it does save tedious applications. While we're at it, his lesser-known skills include cooking, and hairstyling. As evidenced by the sideburns.
Vexen is not an old man. Mid-thirties, at last count. He is a genius in many fields of research, and creates many useful things for the Organization. He is also, for reasons discussed above, not a pedophile or anything of the sort.
Lexaeus is also incredibly smart. I don't see where the stereotype of "big and stupid" came from. Remember, he was one of the orignal 6 who was a scientist, and one of Ansem's protegees. While he spends a lot of time in the gym, I have also seen him on many occasions in the library, reading lengthy books, and sometimes poetry. He's also, I understand, bilingual and fluent in Russian.
Zexion is not emo. Despite what his hair may imply. As discussed above, we lack hearts, and such cannot feel such emotions that would be required. And he wouldn't be emo anyway, as before he lost his heart, he was a rather arrogant fellow. His sense of smell is astounding, yes, but that doesn't make him part-dog.
Saix is not a psychopath. He is one of the most effective members in battle, yes. He is a berserker, yes. He displays sadistic tendancies, and enjoys wounding others' hearts, yes, again. But he doesn't go insane for no reason and destroy everything in sight.
Axel is not gay. For reasons mentioned above. Also, if I hear one more pun on "flaming", I will harm someone. Axel, while he doesn't show it, is an incredibly competant assassin, with skill to firmly earn his place in the Order. And he does barbecue rather well.
Demyx is not a weakling. He would prefer not to fight, but really, if your weapon of choice was a sitar, who would? However, he's still strong enough to have a permanent place in the Organization. Skilled at sabotage and reconnisance, he does the missions I give him well. Usually.
Luxord is not an obsessive-compulsive gambler. He enjoys it, but he doesn't do it for every little thing of everyday life. He's got the devil's own luck, as the saying goes, but he doesn't leave everything to it. Indeed, he's quite skilled at leaving nothing up to luck, and is quite good at planning, and useful for turning things to our side.
Marluxia, as mentioned several times, is not gay. Overly extravagant, I will admit. But botany is a hobby, and I will admit, he's done wonders for decorating the castle at times. He's also very good at scheming things. His plan to overthrow me, indeed, could have succeeded, had I not known of it beforehand and dispatched Axel to make sure it didn't succeed.
Larxene does not "have the hots for" anyone in XIII, because, as I have said repeatedly, we do not have hearts. She has a hobby of hurting the hearts of others to compensate for her own lack of a heart, in addition to sadistic tendancies from when she was whole. But really, people, stop trying to make her seem like an S&M freak. It's just blatantly not true.
Roxas, again, isn't gay either, though it would appear he has enough of a heart to have a thing for Namine. Or I'm reading it wrong. Hearts are still difficult to understand, partial-hearts moreso. Regardless, despite many portrayals, he is not a whiny little kid, he was deadly, and dispatched more enemies in the least amount of time than anyone else during his brief membership of the Order. However, amnesia seems to have rendered him... slightly less deadly, but probably not by much.
So, in conclusion. If you're going to write things about my Order, at least go through the trouble of getting it right.
(( This is the result of digging through fanfiction on KH... Side note, I now require bleach for my brain. ))
First and foremost. We are NOT pedophiles, or sex fiends, or anything of the sort, no matter what Axel may seem. That sort of lust would be an emotion, which, as you may have noticed, we Nobodies do not have. The very definition of Nobody is that we lack a heart to feel such things with. There is no pedophilia involved. Axel is not truly insane and obsessed with sex, he just knows, in his mind, that that is how he would act, were he not a Nobody, and so he acts that way to cover up the lack of a heart. I am not truly wrathful about all this, I merely seem such, because I know that, if I had a heart, I would be upset about such degradation of my character, so I react accordingly.
Xigbar is not a stoner. I admit to pondering his drug use occasionally, but I have conducted thorough searching, and determined that yes, he's acting under his own influence. And despite any assumptions you may get from his voice, he is deadly competant, and more likely to shoot you in the face rather than play cat-and-mouse with his foes.
Xaldin is not as completely psychotic as I have made him out to be. He, as is Xigbar, and every other member of the XIII, is also extremely competant. He does get a bit stab-happy, but that's just his character, and it does save tedious applications. While we're at it, his lesser-known skills include cooking, and hairstyling. As evidenced by the sideburns.
Vexen is not an old man. Mid-thirties, at last count. He is a genius in many fields of research, and creates many useful things for the Organization. He is also, for reasons discussed above, not a pedophile or anything of the sort.
Lexaeus is also incredibly smart. I don't see where the stereotype of "big and stupid" came from. Remember, he was one of the orignal 6 who was a scientist, and one of Ansem's protegees. While he spends a lot of time in the gym, I have also seen him on many occasions in the library, reading lengthy books, and sometimes poetry. He's also, I understand, bilingual and fluent in Russian.
Zexion is not emo. Despite what his hair may imply. As discussed above, we lack hearts, and such cannot feel such emotions that would be required. And he wouldn't be emo anyway, as before he lost his heart, he was a rather arrogant fellow. His sense of smell is astounding, yes, but that doesn't make him part-dog.
Saix is not a psychopath. He is one of the most effective members in battle, yes. He is a berserker, yes. He displays sadistic tendancies, and enjoys wounding others' hearts, yes, again. But he doesn't go insane for no reason and destroy everything in sight.
Axel is not gay. For reasons mentioned above. Also, if I hear one more pun on "flaming", I will harm someone. Axel, while he doesn't show it, is an incredibly competant assassin, with skill to firmly earn his place in the Order. And he does barbecue rather well.
Demyx is not a weakling. He would prefer not to fight, but really, if your weapon of choice was a sitar, who would? However, he's still strong enough to have a permanent place in the Organization. Skilled at sabotage and reconnisance, he does the missions I give him well. Usually.
Luxord is not an obsessive-compulsive gambler. He enjoys it, but he doesn't do it for every little thing of everyday life. He's got the devil's own luck, as the saying goes, but he doesn't leave everything to it. Indeed, he's quite skilled at leaving nothing up to luck, and is quite good at planning, and useful for turning things to our side.
Marluxia, as mentioned several times, is not gay. Overly extravagant, I will admit. But botany is a hobby, and I will admit, he's done wonders for decorating the castle at times. He's also very good at scheming things. His plan to overthrow me, indeed, could have succeeded, had I not known of it beforehand and dispatched Axel to make sure it didn't succeed.
Larxene does not "have the hots for" anyone in XIII, because, as I have said repeatedly, we do not have hearts. She has a hobby of hurting the hearts of others to compensate for her own lack of a heart, in addition to sadistic tendancies from when she was whole. But really, people, stop trying to make her seem like an S&M freak. It's just blatantly not true.
Roxas, again, isn't gay either, though it would appear he has enough of a heart to have a thing for Namine. Or I'm reading it wrong. Hearts are still difficult to understand, partial-hearts moreso. Regardless, despite many portrayals, he is not a whiny little kid, he was deadly, and dispatched more enemies in the least amount of time than anyone else during his brief membership of the Order. However, amnesia seems to have rendered him... slightly less deadly, but probably not by much.
So, in conclusion. If you're going to write things about my Order, at least go through the trouble of getting it right.
(( This is the result of digging through fanfiction on KH... Side note, I now require bleach for my brain. ))