Aug 02, 2005 19:36
According to the receipt next to my keyboard, I put three dollars and eighty-nine cents on my debit card at Quiktrip #725 on the date of 07-31-2005.
I think I bought some drinks or something. Maybe a peanut butter Twix bar.
Now, what can you judge from this evidence?
A - I don't carry money with me.
B - I keep all receipts, no matter how insignificant.
C - July 31st was a good day to buy drinks at Quiktrip.
D - I am a filthy immigrant, looking for shelter.
E - I don't have anything pertinent to update about.
The answer, of course, is ALL OF THE ABOVE. Meaning, I think I'm going to go and play more Halo 2 now. I've climbed up to a number 14 ranking in Rumble Pit! AWESOME OMFG LOLZZZZ!!!!!11
Oh, wait, there is something I can update about! I'm starting school soon I think. August 22nd will be my first day, I believe. What this means to YOU is that if you want to hang out with me or something - too god damn bad, because I'm a fucking recluse and abhor any friendly contact altogether. Plus, you don't like me anyway, so why am I even bothering to type this?
NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO READ IT, ANYWAY!
YOU DIRTY, HEARTLESS, BACKSTABBING SONS OF BITCHES!!!
Fuck you all.
-Scolex.