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[teh_slush]

HELLO, FLIST AND UNKNOWN STALKERS

So it's come to my attention that I have not given out a single Valentine yet today. I do have two plans for gifts for my girlfriend and girlfriend-in-law, but those probably won't be finished for a little while longer.

To make up for this, I've decided to host a

FUCKED-UP LOVE MEMESee, I'm bad at things

Comments

[teh_slush]

GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING THEM. EVEN IF MOST OF THEM ARE KIND OF SILLY AND WRITTEN WHILE HALF-ASLEEP.

[teh_slush]

Oh lol HOOKERFIC. Hookerfic is what happened when I tried to write a Mona Lisa AU before the video actually dropped. I think the logic was something like BRENDON STARING CREEPILY INTO THE CAMERA IN THE MONA LISA PREVIEW --> serial killer!Brendon --> Jack the Ripper AU --> steampunk!serial killer!Brendon --> Sara likes cross-dressing, so --> fake hooker!hooker-killing!serial killer!piano teacher!Brendon.

It's.

Yeah.

it's my new favorite thing.

[teh_slush]

BECAUSE HE'S BRENDON, OKAY.

[1st_eggokage]

because he ran away from home and ended up being taken in by spencer's family to be a piano tutor for spencer's younger sisters.

IT MAKES SENSE IN CONTEXT.

[teh_slush]

CONTEXT IS FOR LOSERS, MAN. Ugh this sandbox makes the least sense why aren't you writing in it.

[teh_slush]

HE FAKES HOOKERDOM SO HE CAN GET CLOSE TO THE OTHER HOOKERS SO HE CAN KILL THEM!

HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY TAKE CLIENTS SO HE NEEDS THE PIANO TUTOR MONEY.

[teh_slush]

HE'S HELPING THEM! Hookerverse Brendon is slightly broken, okay.

[teh_slush]

That's probably the best course of action, yeah.

[teh_slush]

...MAYBE? :D