(Untitled)

[teh_slush]

...Hi so I'm supposed to be reading Pinocchio but apparently there's this meme virus going around and I caught it. Cough. Hack.

I'm on a "writing ridiculous things" kick today anyway. There may or may not be a drabblepost in the future.

In the meantime,

Hit me up with some one-sentence-fic meme prompts (fandom + pairing + ______).

I can't

Comments

[1st_eggokage]

~ bandom + cobras + con men AU
~ bandom + spencer/brendon + get down and do what you've been told
~ bandom + jack/alex + hot like mexico, rejoice
~ bandom + ryan/jon + a little less touch me (songbird AU)

WILL ADD MORE LATERS.

[teh_slush]

~ bandom + cobras + con men AU

It's always hard for everyone to concentrate during a job, between Suarez and Ryland's best friend banter, Gabe's attempts at smooth-talking everyone just to prove he can, Nate's quiet commentary on what's currently going wrong, and Victoria's accents, all bouncing around in each other's comms until it's like they all share the same, talkative brain.

[1st_eggokage]

ksldfjsadlkfajs COBRASSSSS. omg vicky-t as sophie i think my panties just caught fire.

[teh_slush]

~ bandom + spencer/brendon + get down and do what you've been told

"Brendon," Spencer sighs, the fourth time Brendon pipes up to ask what Spencer's going to do next, after Spencer told him specifically not to talk once he had the blindfold on, "You realize this whole Dom/sub thing isn't going to work unless you actually submit, right?"

[1st_eggokage]

sdlkfj oh BRENDON. oh SPENCER. oh BOYS. SO FAILY.

[teh_slush]

~ bandom + ryan/jon + a little less touch me (songbird AU)

Ryan wakes up wondering where the familiar morning cramps and bruises are, and then he sees Jon lying next to him, facing him but not touching, and it's the best way he's woken up as far as he can remember, especially when Jon opens his eyes, smiles, and asks, "Sleep well?"

[1st_eggokage]

WAAAAAAH RYAN&JON. oh my god, these two . ;o; /cuddles ryan protectively

way to kill the angst btw. :|

[teh_slush]

OH SORRY DID YOU WANT ANGST. I CAN FIX THAT RIGHT UP FOR YOU.

Ryan's trained himself not to flinch when he's touched, to accept the inevitable, but the night that Jon allowed him to be just a little bit free has made him ache for even more solitude, enough that the next time he's called, it's ten times as hard to shut his brain off and detach himself from the unfamiliar hands touching his skin.

[1st_eggokage]

sadklfjalsdkjfsd /CRIES

yes. this. ryan. ;o;

[teh_slush]

ALSO I WAS TRYING TO WRITE SPENCER BEING GUILTY AND JERKING OFF EARLIER BUT EITHER YOU'LL HAVE TO TALK ME THROUGH IT OR DO IT YOURSELF.

This 'veeeerse, I love this 'verse okay.

[1st_eggokage]

oooh. Give me what you have so far?

[teh_slush]

Also have you actually written anything for this stupid verse yet or am I the only one rolling around in all this angst, I forget. Because if you want a happy ending you'll have to do it yourself. You know what happens when I try to write happy endings.

OH LOOK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MISINTERPRET PROMPTS

[teh_slush]

~ bandom + jack/alex + hot like mexico, rejoice

Drunken Lady Gaga singalongs on the bus were part of some of everyone's fondest tour memories, from nobody being able to remember whether it was "Ga ga ooh la la" or "Ma ma ha cha cha" after a few shots, to Jack asking all the residing techs if they wanted a ride on his disco stick, to Alex looking Jack in the eye and asking with an impressively straight face, "Will you be my bad romance?"

[1st_eggokage]

ksladjfsalfasd BOYS OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. YES JACK WILL BE YOUR BAD ROMANCE. KLASDJFSA. MY ICON IS SO APPROPRIATE.

Re: OH LOOK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MISINTERPRET PROMPTS

[swiiftly]

GINNY GINNY I LOVE YOU AHHHHH. Ugh perfect levels of ridiculous and then just STUPID BFFS IN LOVE. I love Alex's stupid straight face. ♥_____♥

(ahaha no appropriate icons so how about ASS SHOT)