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PETE STOP LETTING ME WRITE ABOUT YOU.

Aug 28, 2010 03:01

AHAHAHA so this is um. Fic. Because sometimes I write things that include throwaway lines that should be left as throwaway lines and they end up becoming 5000 WORD TRAGEDIES.

Just Didn't Know the DateRATED...PG-15? ISH? SHIT ( Read more... )

did we ever decide who pete wentz was, la la la motherfucker, i write fic not pornography, may the force live long and exterminate

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teh_slush August 29 2010, 07:04:29 UTC

1. I REWATCHED ALL THE VIDEOS I WAS WRITING ABOUT BEFORE WRITING THIS and I just. Really liked that whole idea for some reason even though it DIDN'T MAKE SENSE. Cracktastic universes yay \o/

2. AHAHAHA THE "SEE YOU IN TIME" THING WAS THE BEST BULLSHIT I EVER CAME UP WITH, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. I am probably going to get lynched by a thousand Whovians because there's probably an equivalent Time Lordy stock phrase that I just never bothered to research but all I can say to them is "LA LA LA PETE WENTZ ISN'T ACTUALLY FROM GALLIFREY"

5. MAKEOUTS ARE FUCKING HARD TO WRITE and I am not doing it again. Probably.

8. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE OUTTA MY HEAD VIDEO? OH MY GOD, IT'S GREAT, I SAW IT LIKE THREE YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS STILL WATCHING DEGRASSI AND I STILL LOVE IT.

11. Class is my middle name, okay. Virginia Marie Class Avoiding Actually Writing Porn Reynolds.

16. PETE WENTZ BREAKS MY OWN HEART, AGH. I need to like, take a mental nap from writing Pete AND RYAN TOO JESUS CHRIST. Except then Patrick has to get up in my face all "STOP WRITING ME WITH PETE" and I'm like "OH HELL NO" and is it really reverse psychology if it's internal?

...That sounded like a Pete tweet.

17. ILU2 DARLING AND I APOLOGIZE FOR BITING AT YOUR ANKLES UNTIL YOU COMMENTED.

1st_eggokage August 29 2010, 07:10:48 UTC

8. ROFL NO I HAVEN'T. CLEARLY I NEED TO WATCH THIS NOW.

16. yeah seriously it cannot be good for a person to spend that much time in Pete's headspace. YOU SHOULD WRITE ABOUT COBRAS INSTEAD! COBRAS HAVE WONDERFUL HEADSPACES. THEY JUST CAME HERE TO MAKE YOU DANCE TONIGHT. :D

17. DUDE I NEED ANKLEBITING OR I FORGET THINGS.

teh_slush August 29 2010, 07:16:22 UTC

I DON'T EVEN ASHLEE YOU ARE MY FAVORITE.

I SHOULD WRITE COBRAS why haven't I written cobras before. Maybe because they confuse me and I don't know what to do with them.

And it would just end in Gabe/Billvy anyway and Billvy is just another tragic headspace. MY BIAS, IS IT SHOWING.

1st_eggokage August 29 2010, 07:20:56 UTC

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS VIDEO EVEN. ASHLEE YOU ARE AWESOME.

JUST WRITE ABOUT IVY LEAGUE! THERE IS NOTHING TRAGIC ABOUT IVY LEAGUE. AND THEY SHOULD BE IN SOME VERSE SOMEWHERE, HANGING AROUND AND BEING AWESOME.

teh_slush August 29 2010, 07:24:54 UTC

I WILL THINK ABOUT IT. IVY LEAGUE BEING DOMESTIC AND DARLING IS KIND OF MY FAVORITE THING.

Maybe teenies. Teeny Ivy League might just be the cutest thing since cute. And teeny Suarez trying to fit into his dad's suits and teeny Ryland being taller than everything and trying to talk like the guys on BBC and. Goddammit this is how documents get opened.

1st_eggokage August 29 2010, 16:25:32 UTC

ksdfjsd OH MY GOD TEENY TINY GUY RIPLEY. ITTY BITTY SUAREZ LEARNING TO COOK AND BEING TOTALLY GQ. AND JUST. BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. /flails

teh_slush August 29 2010, 17:12:32 UTC

JUST. TEENY RYLAND GROWING UP WATCHING TOM BAKER'S DOCTOR AND SUAREZ BEING ALL "he talks funny" AND RYLAND BEING ALL "ISN'T HE AWESOME." and then idk he and jon walker watch monty python together.

MEANWHILE SUAREZ LEARNS HOW TO TIE A TIE BEFORE HE'S TEN.

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