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...Guys I just
Watched Heroes
Season 2.
...All of it.
....In one sitting.
...Yeah LET'S BEGIN THE STANDARD PROCEDURE.
Hey Bossu: OKAY, AND SO IT BEGINS
Hey Bossu: LET'S START BY RECYCLING LAST SEASON'S FOOTAGE
inoarashi: YAY RECAPS!
Hey Bossu: FOLLOWED BY FUTURE FOOTAGE
Hey Bossu: AND MORE RECYCLED FOOTAGE, HEROES YOUR TIME WHIPLASH IS GOING TO CONFUSE PEOPLE
Hey Bossu: Mohinder they could make an entire season of just you being hot.
Hey Bossu: Hypnosis is perfectly acceptable psychological practice, don't put it next to aliens, Heroes :|
Hey Bossu: IS THIS A TELENOVELLA NOW
Hey Bossu: ALL HE NEEDS IS ANOTHER INCH OF MAKEUP
inoarashi: PFFFFFFFFF.
inoarashi: YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH TELENOVELAS.
Hey Bossu: I KNOW.
inoarashi: AS EVIDENCED BY THE WAY YOU SPELLED THEM WRONG.
Hey Bossu: HIRO DON'T MESS WITH THE TIMELINE.
Hey Bossu: THAT IS THE FIRST LAW OF TIME TRAVEL.
Hey Bossu: Claire's new love interest is cute.
inoarashi: West?
Hey Bossu: I say this with an open mind and a total lack of knowledge of his character.
inoarashi: Ick, no, he's a stalker.
Hey Bossu: Yeah I figure he's going to be a horrible person later.
Hey Bossu: ...NATHAN
Hey Bossu: NATHAN WHAT IS THAT BEARD
inoarashi: there is some badass Ando in this season too, I just remembered
inoarashi: ASKLJDF HAHAHAHAHA THE PASBEARD
Hey Bossu: WHAT IS THAT GODDAMN BEARD OH GOD
inoarashi: IT'S THE PASBEARD!
inoarashi: ALSO KNOWN AS WHY ADRIAN PASDAR SHOULD BE CLEAN-SHAVEN FOREVER AND EVER.
Hey Bossu: A BIT SCRUFFY WOULD HAVE BEEN ALMOST OKAY
Hey Bossu: BUT
Hey Bossu: JESUS CHRIST HE
Hey Bossu: ...KIND OF LOOKS LIKE JESUS CHRIST
Hey Bossu: IN A BAD WAY
inoarashi: IT'S NOT AN ATTRACTIVE BEARD.
Hey Bossu: IT'S NOT.
Hey Bossu: I'M WAITING FOR MOLLY TO BE MADE FUN OF FOR HAVING TWO DADS
inoarashi: :(
Hey Bossu: Which would be depressing but.
Hey Bossu: Then Matt would get all Molly-protective on anyone who tries to discriminate.
Hey Bossu: And it would be awesome.
Hey Bossu: Oh hell, is this the Maya you were talking about.
inoarashi: DOES SHE HAVE A TWIN?
inoarashi: IS SHE COMPLETELY USELESS?
Hey Bossu: ALL I KNOW IS HER BROTHER IS KIND OF HOT
Hey Bossu: HIRO YOU SAYING "GREAT SCOTT" IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING
Hey Bossu: Isn't this the 1600s, wouldn't Kensei have had a thicker accent.
Hey Bossu: NATHAN YOUR BEARD IS UNHOLY
Hey Bossu: GET RID OF IT
Hey Bossu: NOW
Hey Bossu: Wait did Nathan just give up his place in office.
Hey Bossu: Are you that gay for your brother.
Hey Bossu: So gay you can't go four months without turning into a bearded drunk.
Hey Bossu: Shirtless Peter's tied up!
Hey Bossu: You can't expect me to distinguish races, I can't tell white people apart.
Hey Bossu: OH HELL YES I WAS HOPING THAT'S WHAT THIS SCENE WOULD BE
Hey Bossu: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA :D
inoarashi: I love Hiro so much.
inoarashi: So very, very much, and if he and Massu were to hang out the world might explode from smiley and cute.
inoarashi: Are your new girlfriend senses tingling yet?
inoarashi: Are they?
inoarashi: Keep an eye on Caitlin.
Hey Bossu: ...Ahahaha at this point I don't even register females as having relationships with Peter.
Hey Bossu: No Hiro, deer are not the messengers of God, they are the bringers of car accidents
Hey Bossu: Bawwww Claire
Hey Bossu: Noah just wants to give you his love and be a plot device at the same time, it's difficult
Hey Bossu: ALSO, I MUST HAVE MISSED SOMETHING FIRST SEASON
Hey Bossu: NOAH NEVER GOT HIS MEMORY BACK, RIGHT
inoarashi: ...IDK
inoarashi: I FORGET
Hey Bossu: I MEAN FROM WHAT WE'VE BEEN TOLD THE HAITIAN CAN'T JUST GIVE IT BACK
Hey Bossu: SO BASICALLY NOAH'S JUST WORKING WITH WHAT HE'S BEEN TOLD BY HIS WIFE.
Hey Bossu: Or whatever other little notes he made to himself.
inoarashi: seriously don't ask questions because Heroes is confusing and I forget
Hey Bossu: I thought it would have been something dumb that I didn't pay enough attention to
Hey Bossu: You are good at pointing out my dumb.
Hey Bossu: Ahahaha back to the "somewhere" subtitles
Hey Bossu: SOMEWHERE IN THE NEVADA DESERT
Hey Bossu: SOMEWHERE IN MEXICO
inoarashi: I LOVE THOSE.
Hey Bossu: THEY'RE JUST SOMEWHERE, WE'RE TOO LAZY TO DO RESEARCH INTO WHERE THEY MIGHT BE
Hey Bossu: Mollycuddles Mollycuddles this can not bring Heroes down
inoarashi: IS SHE HAVING NIGHTMARES AKLSDFJS
Hey Bossu: YES BUT SHE'S ALSO HUGGING MOHINDER TO DEATH
Hey Bossu: HAPPY MOHINDER IS HOT MOHINDER
Hey Bossu: Isn't there some rule about ripping arrows straight out?
inoarashi: like how YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT
Hey Bossu: YEAH TELL THAT TO HIRO.
Hey Bossu: ...PETER YOU ARE NOT A MAHOU SHOUJO
Hey Bossu: YELLING OUT LIGHTNING IS NOT GOING TO WORK
Hey Bossu: ...Whoa, Heroes, that almost makes sense
inoarashi: WHAT.
inoarashi: SENSEMAKING?
inoarashi: IMPOSSIBLE.
Hey Bossu: The fact that totally unrelated people would develop the same mutation
Hey Bossu: THANK YOU FOR NOT EXHAUSTING YOUR HEROIC TRAITS UNTIL YOU HAD TO COME UP WITH SHITTY ONES
inoarashi: I just want to believe that West is secretly a Petrelli and the incest is still strong here.
inoarashi: BECAUSE COME ON, I KNOW LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO WERE SHIPPING PETER AND CLAIRE BEFORE THEY FOUND OUT
Hey Bossu: He probably is, knowing Heroes
inoarashi: Stupid Petrellis.
Hey Bossu: ...Bawwww Hiro never gets his girl
Hey Bossu: GO BACK HOME AND HOOK UP WITH ANDO
Hey Bossu: HE MISSES YOU
inoarashi: HIRO IS SORT OF DOOMED TO NEVER GET THE GIRL EVER.
Hey Bossu: WHICH IS SADDENING BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY LIKES GIRLS
Hey Bossu: ...Ahahaha that was
Hey Bossu: Kind of cute
Hey Bossu: Peter's skin's like "yeah here you go /bulletpop, schloop"
Hey Bossu: Candice you're a slut.
inoarashi: IT ALSO HAS MATT'S DAD WHO IS A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE AWFUL PERSON AND I HATE HIM LOTS.
Hey Bossu: ...AHAHAHAHA YES
Hey Bossu: YES
inoarashi: pfffffft I love Candice though.
Hey Bossu: YES FORGET WHAT I SAID CANDICE I LOVE YOU
inoarashi: SKDJF WAIT
inoarashi: DID SHE DO IT
Hey Bossu: YES
inoarashi: DID SHE AKSLDJFLSAKFJSD
inoarashi: YESSSSSSSSS
Hey Bossu: SYLAR YOU DON'T REACT UNTIL THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOURSELF
Hey Bossu: Poor Sylar.
Hey Bossu: So excited about having sex with himself in Japan.
inoarashi: now if they can do this new Claire subplot and do it right I will start watching again.
Hey Bossu: Lesbians will save the show.
Hey Bossu: It are a fact.
inoarashi: Yes!
inoarashi: Yes they will.
inoarashi: What is Claire doing now.
Hey Bossu: Making out with Flying Man Jr.
inoarashi: Claire, stop it.
inoarashi: Go be a lesbian. Your luck with guys is awful.
inoarashi: GO MAKE OUT WITH ELLE PLZ.
Hey Bossu: ...Noah, I
Hey Bossu: /purrs
inoarashi: What did he do.
Hey Bossu: That's the problem.
Hey Bossu: He was just talking to Mohinder.
Hey Bossu: Just. Talking.
Hey Bossu: WHY DIDN'T HIS VOICE TURN ME ON BEFORE
inoarashi: I don't know. I love dad and daughter relationships in things because they fill me with warm fuzzies. And it's like how I feel weird about thinking Nathan is hot because I play Shilo.
Hey Bossu: Noah and Claire are made of cuddles.
Hey Bossu: Noah's commanding voice is hot.
Hey Bossu: These can be independant issues.
Hey Bossu: NO, NATHAN
Hey Bossu: YOUR SONS DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEARD
Hey Bossu: GET RID OF IT
Hey Bossu: West you kind of look like a mini-Sylar for some reason
Hey Bossu: Your eyebrows are hitting puberty.
Hey Bossu: ...MATT DID YOU JUST wait, wait, put those slash goggles down, Slush
Hey Bossu: Matt says "my partner" and I think "Mohinder?"
inoarashi: You know what, that is perfectly legitimate.
inoarashi: THEY ARE SO MARRIED.
Hey Bossu: Sylar's wearing a wifebeater!
inoarashi: /PURRS
Hey Bossu: ...Did Sylar just say oh golly
Hey Bossu: Are you kidding me, Heroes
Hey Bossu: I love the unnecessary amount of hugs in this show.
Hey Bossu: Peter, you can't stay in Ireland.
Hey Bossu: You have a boyfriend and he misses you lots.
Hey Bossu: Peter is so easily torn away from his new girl.
inoarashi: PETER IS FICKLE, OKAY.
inoarashi: /smacks him
Hey Bossu: ONLY YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR BROTHER IS STABLE.
Hey Bossu: ARE YOU NOTICING THIS, PETRELLIES.
inoarashi: Silly, silly Petrellis.
Hey Bossu: ...NATHAN DID YOU GROW A BANG.
Hey Bossu: IS YOUR LONGING FOR PETER THAN INTENSE THAT YOU STOLE HIS HAIR
Hey Bossu: ...Something about Noah being a polyglot makes him hotter.
Hey Bossu: What is my life.
inoarashi: ARE YOU KIDDING, THAT IS HOT.
inoarashi: languages lakjsdfaslkdfjsd;sdkjs
Hey Bossu: HOW IS UKRAINIAN HOT.
Hey Bossu: ONLY WHEN I HEAR IT.
Hey Bossu: ...Seriously though, I tend to not think very critically but
Hey Bossu: What's wrong with this season.
Hey Bossu: I guess the plotlines don't mesh together very well but that's what it seemed like for the first season, too
inoarashi: It gets worse.
inoarashi: Believe me, it gets worse.
inoarashi: They start killing people off for cheap drama.
Hey Bossu: What :c
Hey Bossu: ...Ahahahaaaa who put Hiro on opium
Hey Bossu: This will end horribly
Hey Bossu: Hiro don't kill him, he's
Hey Bossu: ...Ehhh his attractiveness can't override his jerkitude.
Hey Bossu: Yeah this season is about Mattcuddles.
Hey Bossu: Mattcuddles and Noah being hot.
Hey Bossu: "Think about what matters most to you"
Hey Bossu: "/pulls out picture of Nathan"
Hey Bossu: YEAH.
Hey Bossu: PETER.
Hey Bossu: /irrationally loves Noah, so
shotamadness: WHAT IRRATIONAL.
shotamadness: WHY WOULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM.
Hey Bossu: IT'S POSSIBLE TO LOVE NOAH RATIONALLY
Hey Bossu: BUT
Hey Bossu: THINGS THAT TURN ME ON ABOUT NOAH:
Hey Bossu: 1) Phone conversations with Mohinder
Hey Bossu: 2) Ukrainian
Hey Bossu: 3) ...Fucking Ukrainian, guys
Hey Bossu: ...Haitian pills.
Hey Bossu: Seriously, guys
Hey Bossu: ...Elle have you really been sleeping with Peter
Hey Bossu: Please say she's been shocking you during the act, it really sounds like she has
Hey Bossu: ...ADAM LISTENS TO THEM HAVING SEX
Hey Bossu: HE DEFINITELY DOES
Hey Bossu: ...Eggo I like Adam
Hey Bossu: Are you going to hate me
shotamadness: 'COURSE NOT.
yay ashton: ADAM IS AWESOME.
shotamadness: ADAM IS MY ADOPTIVE DAD, OKAY.
Hey Bossu: HE'S MANIPULATING PETER USING HIS BROTHER
Hey Bossu: ...HE'S MANIPULATING PETER
Hey Bossu: ...HE'S
Hey Bossu: EGGO YOU KNOW MY THING FOR MANIPULATIVE BASTARDS.
Hey Bossu: ...WHAT
Hey Bossu: HEROES THAT IS NOT HOW YOU KILL
Hey Bossu: FUCK
Hey Bossu: DL DDDD:
Hey Bossu: ...Wait, Haitian, what are your motives
Hey Bossu: ...Okay Heroes, you can just
Hey Bossu: Distract me with Sylar instead
Hey Bossu: ...CLAIRE
Hey Bossu: NO
Hey Bossu: DON'T SAY A LINE LIKE THAT
shotamadness: Sarcasm, motherfucker, do you speak it.
Hey Bossu: PEOPLE WILL AAAUGHAUGHAUGH
shotamadness: WHAT DID SHE SAY
Hey Bossu: "What're you gonna do? Tie me up?"
shotamadness: ......FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Hey Bossu: YEAH
shotamadness: /coughs
Hey Bossu: ...NOAH'S HOTNESS AND HIS DADDYCUDDLES ARE COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT OF EACH OTHER.
Hey Bossu: ...Wait, what
Hey Bossu: Hiro you're not supposed to
Hey Bossu: ...Whatever, Heroes
Hey Bossu: There should be more tuning forks.
Hey Bossu: HEROES YOU ALREADY BROKE OUR HEARTS BY KILLING GEORGE TAKEI ONCE
Hey Bossu: WHY AGAIN
Hey Bossu: IT'S NEVER OVER WITH HRG, IS IT
emrysthegbane: Well, he's made it to season 4
Hey Bossu: oh he's dead NEVER MIND HE'S JUST AMNESIA'D
Hey Bossu: What, really
Hey Bossu: GOOD, Heroes stop scaring me like that
Hey Bossu: God, Heroes.
Hey Bossu: Now can we please have more Sylar.
Hey Bossu: JUST GIVE HIM THE MAGIC MOHINDER BLOOD SO HE CAN MINDFUCK EVERYTHING AND IT WILL BE AWESOME
Hey Bossu: GIVE NIKI A BETTER PLOTLINE, PUT CLAIRE AND ELLE TOGETHER, HAVE ADAM DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO PETER, AND MAKE SURE NOAH RULES THE UNIVERSE WITH HIS GLASSES
Hey Bossu: THIS IS HOW THE SHOW SHOULD GO
yay ashton: It doesn't. :]
Hey Bossu: Whyyyyyy
shotamadness: Everything goes wrong :D
Hey Bossu: Sadfaaaace
shotamadness: /revels in your pain
Hey Bossu: BUT THERE'S ONLY TWO EPISODES LEFT
shotamadness: /goes back to writing vampires
Hey Bossu: HOW BAD CAN IT GET IN TWO HOURS.
yay ashton: VERY.
Hey Bossu: BUT
shotamadness: DON'T ASK THAT QUESTION.
yay ashton: That's like asking how much gay Kenny Ortega can put in two hours.
yay ashton: IT'S A BAD QUESTION, OKAY.
Hey Bossu: ...You are awful, Bob
Hey Bossu: You don't just barge in with an urn
emrysthegbane: /barges into chat
emrysthegbane: /with an urn
Hey Bossu: Bastard
Hey Bossu: ..Ehhhh Adam destroy-all-humans vigilantes get old.
Hey Bossu: Go back to molesting Peter.
Hey Bossu: ...SYLAR YOU
Hey Bossu: That is
Hey Bossu: A very effective tactic of distraction
shotamadness: What.
Hey Bossu: "Gabriel! /knock knock"
Hey Bossu: "/waltzes out half-naked"
Hey Bossu: ...YES YES YES MOHINDER/SYLAR RELATIONS
Hey Bossu: ...No, less Adam, more Sylar.
Hey Bossu: Adam is a sad excuse for a new villain, just let him be Peter's boyfriend and make Nathan jealous forever and
Hey Bossu: ...WAIT
Hey Bossu: WHAT HAPPENED TO NATHAN
Hey Bossu: THIS SHOW HAS ONE HOUR TO LIVE UP TO ITS REPUTATION OF BEING GODAWFUL INSTEAD OF JUST MEDIOCRE
yay ashton: SEASON THREE IS THE AWFUL ONE THOUGH.
Hey Bossu: I THOUGHT THREE WAS AN IMPROVEMENT ON TWO
yay ashton: At least. That's what I thought. :|
Hey Bossu: As long as there's more Sylar being hot I'm satisfied.
Hey Bossu: ...AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey Bossu: I SWEAR, THE WRITERS ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE
shotamadness: WHAT.
shotamadness: WHAT DID THEY DO.
Hey Bossu: NATHAN CARRIED MATT ALL THE WAY SOMEWHERE
Hey Bossu: AND THEN HE LANDS
Hey Bossu: AND JUST STRETCHES OUT AND CRACKS HIS BACK
emrysthegbane: THERE
Hey Bossu: AND MATT'S LIKE "OKAY, WE WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT EVER AGAIN"
Hey Bossu: "You found out I killed your brother? Oh, for the love of--/shoots. casually"
emrysthegbane: ... Oh, Slush?
Hey Bossu: Nn?
emrysthegbane: You're going to love the part in Season 3
emrysthegbane: Where Sylar
emrysthegbane: And Noah
emrysthegbane: Are partners
Hey Bossu: ...ldfkglskdfnlsdkjflkj
Hey Bossu: that
Hey Bossu: yes
shotamadness: You are so easy.
Hey Bossu: I KNOW OKAY.
Hey Bossu: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY'RE HOT.
emrysthegbane: SHE IS
emrysthegbane: IT'S FUN TEASING HER LIKE THIS
shotamadness: YES IT IS. :D
Hey Bossu: ...D'awwwwww oh writers
emrysthegbane: XD
shotamadness: What did they do.
Hey Bossu: You can only get away with Nathan saying "I love you" to Peter because they're brothers.
Hey Bossu: And you know it.
Hey Bossu: ...Wait, Heroes
Hey Bossu: Is this your idea of a climax
Hey Bossu: Peter being manipulated by Nathan's hair to stop time the wrong way and
Hey Bossu: ...Whatever, there is Sylar.
Hey Bossu: ...What, no, why did you cut your hair Nathan
Hey Bossu: BACK TO PETRELLI MANHANDLING
Hey Bossu: ...WHAT
Hey Bossu: NO
Hey Bossu: THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THAT
Hey Bossu: NATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
And then I watched the alternate ending to see if Nathan wasn't supposed to have died. And then he died again. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WRITERS.
SO, IN CONCLUSION:
1) Nathan is still pretty gay
2) Adam would have been more awesome if he was. More awesome. Yeah.
3) Hiro will never stop being adorable
4) Nathan seriously, for having little to no screentime you're pretty gay.
5) SEASON 2 IS NOT AS GODAWFUL AS I HEARD, WHAT IS IT THAT EVERYONE HAS AGAINST THIS SEASON
6) ALSO NOAH'S HOT.
Watched Heroes
Season 2.
...All of it.
....In one sitting.
...Yeah LET'S BEGIN THE STANDARD PROCEDURE.
Hey Bossu: OKAY, AND SO IT BEGINS
Hey Bossu: LET'S START BY RECYCLING LAST SEASON'S FOOTAGE
inoarashi: YAY RECAPS!
Hey Bossu: FOLLOWED BY FUTURE FOOTAGE
Hey Bossu: AND MORE RECYCLED FOOTAGE, HEROES YOUR TIME WHIPLASH IS GOING TO CONFUSE PEOPLE
Hey Bossu: Mohinder they could make an entire season of just you being hot.
Hey Bossu: Hypnosis is perfectly acceptable psychological practice, don't put it next to aliens, Heroes :|
Hey Bossu: IS THIS A TELENOVELLA NOW
Hey Bossu: ALL HE NEEDS IS ANOTHER INCH OF MAKEUP
inoarashi: PFFFFFFFFF.
inoarashi: YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH TELENOVELAS.
Hey Bossu: I KNOW.
inoarashi: AS EVIDENCED BY THE WAY YOU SPELLED THEM WRONG.
Hey Bossu: HIRO DON'T MESS WITH THE TIMELINE.
Hey Bossu: THAT IS THE FIRST LAW OF TIME TRAVEL.
Hey Bossu: Claire's new love interest is cute.
inoarashi: West?
Hey Bossu: I say this with an open mind and a total lack of knowledge of his character.
inoarashi: Ick, no, he's a stalker.
Hey Bossu: Yeah I figure he's going to be a horrible person later.
Hey Bossu: ...NATHAN
Hey Bossu: NATHAN WHAT IS THAT BEARD
inoarashi: there is some badass Ando in this season too, I just remembered
inoarashi: ASKLJDF HAHAHAHAHA THE PASBEARD
Hey Bossu: WHAT IS THAT GODDAMN BEARD OH GOD
inoarashi: IT'S THE PASBEARD!
inoarashi: ALSO KNOWN AS WHY ADRIAN PASDAR SHOULD BE CLEAN-SHAVEN FOREVER AND EVER.
Hey Bossu: A BIT SCRUFFY WOULD HAVE BEEN ALMOST OKAY
Hey Bossu: BUT
Hey Bossu: JESUS CHRIST HE
Hey Bossu: ...KIND OF LOOKS LIKE JESUS CHRIST
Hey Bossu: IN A BAD WAY
inoarashi: IT'S NOT AN ATTRACTIVE BEARD.
Hey Bossu: IT'S NOT.
Hey Bossu: I'M WAITING FOR MOLLY TO BE MADE FUN OF FOR HAVING TWO DADS
inoarashi: :(
Hey Bossu: Which would be depressing but.
Hey Bossu: Then Matt would get all Molly-protective on anyone who tries to discriminate.
Hey Bossu: And it would be awesome.
Hey Bossu: Oh hell, is this the Maya you were talking about.
inoarashi: DOES SHE HAVE A TWIN?
inoarashi: IS SHE COMPLETELY USELESS?
Hey Bossu: ALL I KNOW IS HER BROTHER IS KIND OF HOT
Hey Bossu: HIRO YOU SAYING "GREAT SCOTT" IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING
Hey Bossu: Isn't this the 1600s, wouldn't Kensei have had a thicker accent.
Hey Bossu: NATHAN YOUR BEARD IS UNHOLY
Hey Bossu: GET RID OF IT
Hey Bossu: NOW
Hey Bossu: Wait did Nathan just give up his place in office.
Hey Bossu: Are you that gay for your brother.
Hey Bossu: So gay you can't go four months without turning into a bearded drunk.
Hey Bossu: Shirtless Peter's tied up!
Hey Bossu: You can't expect me to distinguish races, I can't tell white people apart.
Hey Bossu: OH HELL YES I WAS HOPING THAT'S WHAT THIS SCENE WOULD BE
Hey Bossu: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA :D
inoarashi: I love Hiro so much.
inoarashi: So very, very much, and if he and Massu were to hang out the world might explode from smiley and cute.
inoarashi: Are your new girlfriend senses tingling yet?
inoarashi: Are they?
inoarashi: Keep an eye on Caitlin.
Hey Bossu: ...Ahahaha at this point I don't even register females as having relationships with Peter.
Hey Bossu: No Hiro, deer are not the messengers of God, they are the bringers of car accidents
Hey Bossu: Bawwww Claire
Hey Bossu: Noah just wants to give you his love and be a plot device at the same time, it's difficult
Hey Bossu: ALSO, I MUST HAVE MISSED SOMETHING FIRST SEASON
Hey Bossu: NOAH NEVER GOT HIS MEMORY BACK, RIGHT
inoarashi: ...IDK
inoarashi: I FORGET
Hey Bossu: I MEAN FROM WHAT WE'VE BEEN TOLD THE HAITIAN CAN'T JUST GIVE IT BACK
Hey Bossu: SO BASICALLY NOAH'S JUST WORKING WITH WHAT HE'S BEEN TOLD BY HIS WIFE.
Hey Bossu: Or whatever other little notes he made to himself.
inoarashi: seriously don't ask questions because Heroes is confusing and I forget
Hey Bossu: I thought it would have been something dumb that I didn't pay enough attention to
Hey Bossu: You are good at pointing out my dumb.
Hey Bossu: Ahahaha back to the "somewhere" subtitles
Hey Bossu: SOMEWHERE IN THE NEVADA DESERT
Hey Bossu: SOMEWHERE IN MEXICO
inoarashi: I LOVE THOSE.
Hey Bossu: THEY'RE JUST SOMEWHERE, WE'RE TOO LAZY TO DO RESEARCH INTO WHERE THEY MIGHT BE
Hey Bossu: Mollycuddles Mollycuddles this can not bring Heroes down
inoarashi: IS SHE HAVING NIGHTMARES AKLSDFJS
Hey Bossu: YES BUT SHE'S ALSO HUGGING MOHINDER TO DEATH
Hey Bossu: HAPPY MOHINDER IS HOT MOHINDER
Hey Bossu: Isn't there some rule about ripping arrows straight out?
inoarashi: like how YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT
Hey Bossu: YEAH TELL THAT TO HIRO.
Hey Bossu: ...PETER YOU ARE NOT A MAHOU SHOUJO
Hey Bossu: YELLING OUT LIGHTNING IS NOT GOING TO WORK
Hey Bossu: ...Whoa, Heroes, that almost makes sense
inoarashi: WHAT.
inoarashi: SENSEMAKING?
inoarashi: IMPOSSIBLE.
Hey Bossu: The fact that totally unrelated people would develop the same mutation
Hey Bossu: THANK YOU FOR NOT EXHAUSTING YOUR HEROIC TRAITS UNTIL YOU HAD TO COME UP WITH SHITTY ONES
inoarashi: I just want to believe that West is secretly a Petrelli and the incest is still strong here.
inoarashi: BECAUSE COME ON, I KNOW LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO WERE SHIPPING PETER AND CLAIRE BEFORE THEY FOUND OUT
Hey Bossu: He probably is, knowing Heroes
inoarashi: Stupid Petrellis.
Hey Bossu: ...Bawwww Hiro never gets his girl
Hey Bossu: GO BACK HOME AND HOOK UP WITH ANDO
Hey Bossu: HE MISSES YOU
inoarashi: HIRO IS SORT OF DOOMED TO NEVER GET THE GIRL EVER.
Hey Bossu: WHICH IS SADDENING BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY LIKES GIRLS
Hey Bossu: ...Ahahaha that was
Hey Bossu: Kind of cute
Hey Bossu: Peter's skin's like "yeah here you go /bulletpop, schloop"
Hey Bossu: Candice you're a slut.
inoarashi: IT ALSO HAS MATT'S DAD WHO IS A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE AWFUL PERSON AND I HATE HIM LOTS.
Hey Bossu: ...AHAHAHAHA YES
Hey Bossu: YES
inoarashi: pfffffft I love Candice though.
Hey Bossu: YES FORGET WHAT I SAID CANDICE I LOVE YOU
inoarashi: SKDJF WAIT
inoarashi: DID SHE DO IT
Hey Bossu: YES
inoarashi: DID SHE AKSLDJFLSAKFJSD
inoarashi: YESSSSSSSSS
Hey Bossu: SYLAR YOU DON'T REACT UNTIL THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOURSELF
Hey Bossu: Poor Sylar.
Hey Bossu: So excited about having sex with himself in Japan.
inoarashi: now if they can do this new Claire subplot and do it right I will start watching again.
Hey Bossu: Lesbians will save the show.
Hey Bossu: It are a fact.
inoarashi: Yes!
inoarashi: Yes they will.
inoarashi: What is Claire doing now.
Hey Bossu: Making out with Flying Man Jr.
inoarashi: Claire, stop it.
inoarashi: Go be a lesbian. Your luck with guys is awful.
inoarashi: GO MAKE OUT WITH ELLE PLZ.
Hey Bossu: ...Noah, I
Hey Bossu: /purrs
inoarashi: What did he do.
Hey Bossu: That's the problem.
Hey Bossu: He was just talking to Mohinder.
Hey Bossu: Just. Talking.
Hey Bossu: WHY DIDN'T HIS VOICE TURN ME ON BEFORE
inoarashi: I don't know. I love dad and daughter relationships in things because they fill me with warm fuzzies. And it's like how I feel weird about thinking Nathan is hot because I play Shilo.
Hey Bossu: Noah and Claire are made of cuddles.
Hey Bossu: Noah's commanding voice is hot.
Hey Bossu: These can be independant issues.
Hey Bossu: NO, NATHAN
Hey Bossu: YOUR SONS DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEARD
Hey Bossu: GET RID OF IT
Hey Bossu: West you kind of look like a mini-Sylar for some reason
Hey Bossu: Your eyebrows are hitting puberty.
Hey Bossu: ...MATT DID YOU JUST wait, wait, put those slash goggles down, Slush
Hey Bossu: Matt says "my partner" and I think "Mohinder?"
inoarashi: You know what, that is perfectly legitimate.
inoarashi: THEY ARE SO MARRIED.
Hey Bossu: Sylar's wearing a wifebeater!
inoarashi: /PURRS
Hey Bossu: ...Did Sylar just say oh golly
Hey Bossu: Are you kidding me, Heroes
Hey Bossu: I love the unnecessary amount of hugs in this show.
Hey Bossu: Peter, you can't stay in Ireland.
Hey Bossu: You have a boyfriend and he misses you lots.
Hey Bossu: Peter is so easily torn away from his new girl.
inoarashi: PETER IS FICKLE, OKAY.
inoarashi: /smacks him
Hey Bossu: ONLY YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR BROTHER IS STABLE.
Hey Bossu: ARE YOU NOTICING THIS, PETRELLIES.
inoarashi: Silly, silly Petrellis.
Hey Bossu: ...NATHAN DID YOU GROW A BANG.
Hey Bossu: IS YOUR LONGING FOR PETER THAN INTENSE THAT YOU STOLE HIS HAIR
Hey Bossu: ...Something about Noah being a polyglot makes him hotter.
Hey Bossu: What is my life.
inoarashi: ARE YOU KIDDING, THAT IS HOT.
inoarashi: languages lakjsdfaslkdfjsd;sdkjs
Hey Bossu: HOW IS UKRAINIAN HOT.
Hey Bossu: ONLY WHEN I HEAR IT.
Hey Bossu: ...Seriously though, I tend to not think very critically but
Hey Bossu: What's wrong with this season.
Hey Bossu: I guess the plotlines don't mesh together very well but that's what it seemed like for the first season, too
inoarashi: It gets worse.
inoarashi: Believe me, it gets worse.
inoarashi: They start killing people off for cheap drama.
Hey Bossu: What :c
Hey Bossu: ...Ahahahaaaa who put Hiro on opium
Hey Bossu: This will end horribly
Hey Bossu: Hiro don't kill him, he's
Hey Bossu: ...Ehhh his attractiveness can't override his jerkitude.
Hey Bossu: Yeah this season is about Mattcuddles.
Hey Bossu: Mattcuddles and Noah being hot.
Hey Bossu: "Think about what matters most to you"
Hey Bossu: "/pulls out picture of Nathan"
Hey Bossu: YEAH.
Hey Bossu: PETER.
Hey Bossu: /irrationally loves Noah, so
shotamadness: WHAT IRRATIONAL.
shotamadness: WHY WOULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM.
Hey Bossu: IT'S POSSIBLE TO LOVE NOAH RATIONALLY
Hey Bossu: BUT
Hey Bossu: THINGS THAT TURN ME ON ABOUT NOAH:
Hey Bossu: 1) Phone conversations with Mohinder
Hey Bossu: 2) Ukrainian
Hey Bossu: 3) ...Fucking Ukrainian, guys
Hey Bossu: ...Haitian pills.
Hey Bossu: Seriously, guys
Hey Bossu: ...Elle have you really been sleeping with Peter
Hey Bossu: Please say she's been shocking you during the act, it really sounds like she has
Hey Bossu: ...ADAM LISTENS TO THEM HAVING SEX
Hey Bossu: HE DEFINITELY DOES
Hey Bossu: ...Eggo I like Adam
Hey Bossu: Are you going to hate me
shotamadness: 'COURSE NOT.
yay ashton: ADAM IS AWESOME.
shotamadness: ADAM IS MY ADOPTIVE DAD, OKAY.
Hey Bossu: HE'S MANIPULATING PETER USING HIS BROTHER
Hey Bossu: ...HE'S MANIPULATING PETER
Hey Bossu: ...HE'S
Hey Bossu: EGGO YOU KNOW MY THING FOR MANIPULATIVE BASTARDS.
Hey Bossu: ...WHAT
Hey Bossu: HEROES THAT IS NOT HOW YOU KILL
Hey Bossu: FUCK
Hey Bossu: DL DDDD:
Hey Bossu: ...Wait, Haitian, what are your motives
Hey Bossu: ...Okay Heroes, you can just
Hey Bossu: Distract me with Sylar instead
Hey Bossu: ...CLAIRE
Hey Bossu: NO
Hey Bossu: DON'T SAY A LINE LIKE THAT
shotamadness: Sarcasm, motherfucker, do you speak it.
Hey Bossu: PEOPLE WILL AAAUGHAUGHAUGH
shotamadness: WHAT DID SHE SAY
Hey Bossu: "What're you gonna do? Tie me up?"
shotamadness: ......FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Hey Bossu: YEAH
shotamadness: /coughs
Hey Bossu: ...NOAH'S HOTNESS AND HIS DADDYCUDDLES ARE COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT OF EACH OTHER.
Hey Bossu: ...Wait, what
Hey Bossu: Hiro you're not supposed to
Hey Bossu: ...Whatever, Heroes
Hey Bossu: There should be more tuning forks.
Hey Bossu: HEROES YOU ALREADY BROKE OUR HEARTS BY KILLING GEORGE TAKEI ONCE
Hey Bossu: WHY AGAIN
Hey Bossu: IT'S NEVER OVER WITH HRG, IS IT
emrysthegbane: Well, he's made it to season 4
Hey Bossu: oh he's dead NEVER MIND HE'S JUST AMNESIA'D
Hey Bossu: What, really
Hey Bossu: GOOD, Heroes stop scaring me like that
Hey Bossu: God, Heroes.
Hey Bossu: Now can we please have more Sylar.
Hey Bossu: JUST GIVE HIM THE MAGIC MOHINDER BLOOD SO HE CAN MINDFUCK EVERYTHING AND IT WILL BE AWESOME
Hey Bossu: GIVE NIKI A BETTER PLOTLINE, PUT CLAIRE AND ELLE TOGETHER, HAVE ADAM DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO PETER, AND MAKE SURE NOAH RULES THE UNIVERSE WITH HIS GLASSES
Hey Bossu: THIS IS HOW THE SHOW SHOULD GO
yay ashton: It doesn't. :]
Hey Bossu: Whyyyyyy
shotamadness: Everything goes wrong :D
Hey Bossu: Sadfaaaace
shotamadness: /revels in your pain
Hey Bossu: BUT THERE'S ONLY TWO EPISODES LEFT
shotamadness: /goes back to writing vampires
Hey Bossu: HOW BAD CAN IT GET IN TWO HOURS.
yay ashton: VERY.
Hey Bossu: BUT
shotamadness: DON'T ASK THAT QUESTION.
yay ashton: That's like asking how much gay Kenny Ortega can put in two hours.
yay ashton: IT'S A BAD QUESTION, OKAY.
Hey Bossu: ...You are awful, Bob
Hey Bossu: You don't just barge in with an urn
emrysthegbane: /barges into chat
emrysthegbane: /with an urn
Hey Bossu: Bastard
Hey Bossu: ..Ehhhh Adam destroy-all-humans vigilantes get old.
Hey Bossu: Go back to molesting Peter.
Hey Bossu: ...SYLAR YOU
Hey Bossu: That is
Hey Bossu: A very effective tactic of distraction
shotamadness: What.
Hey Bossu: "Gabriel! /knock knock"
Hey Bossu: "/waltzes out half-naked"
Hey Bossu: ...YES YES YES MOHINDER/SYLAR RELATIONS
Hey Bossu: ...No, less Adam, more Sylar.
Hey Bossu: Adam is a sad excuse for a new villain, just let him be Peter's boyfriend and make Nathan jealous forever and
Hey Bossu: ...WAIT
Hey Bossu: WHAT HAPPENED TO NATHAN
Hey Bossu: THIS SHOW HAS ONE HOUR TO LIVE UP TO ITS REPUTATION OF BEING GODAWFUL INSTEAD OF JUST MEDIOCRE
yay ashton: SEASON THREE IS THE AWFUL ONE THOUGH.
Hey Bossu: I THOUGHT THREE WAS AN IMPROVEMENT ON TWO
yay ashton: At least. That's what I thought. :|
Hey Bossu: As long as there's more Sylar being hot I'm satisfied.
Hey Bossu: ...AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey Bossu: I SWEAR, THE WRITERS ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE
shotamadness: WHAT.
shotamadness: WHAT DID THEY DO.
Hey Bossu: NATHAN CARRIED MATT ALL THE WAY SOMEWHERE
Hey Bossu: AND THEN HE LANDS
Hey Bossu: AND JUST STRETCHES OUT AND CRACKS HIS BACK
emrysthegbane: THERE
Hey Bossu: AND MATT'S LIKE "OKAY, WE WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT EVER AGAIN"
Hey Bossu: "You found out I killed your brother? Oh, for the love of--/shoots. casually"
emrysthegbane: ... Oh, Slush?
Hey Bossu: Nn?
emrysthegbane: You're going to love the part in Season 3
emrysthegbane: Where Sylar
emrysthegbane: And Noah
emrysthegbane: Are partners
Hey Bossu: ...ldfkglskdfnlsdkjflkj
Hey Bossu: that
Hey Bossu: yes
shotamadness: You are so easy.
Hey Bossu: I KNOW OKAY.
Hey Bossu: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY'RE HOT.
emrysthegbane: SHE IS
emrysthegbane: IT'S FUN TEASING HER LIKE THIS
shotamadness: YES IT IS. :D
Hey Bossu: ...D'awwwwww oh writers
emrysthegbane: XD
shotamadness: What did they do.
Hey Bossu: You can only get away with Nathan saying "I love you" to Peter because they're brothers.
Hey Bossu: And you know it.
Hey Bossu: ...Wait, Heroes
Hey Bossu: Is this your idea of a climax
Hey Bossu: Peter being manipulated by Nathan's hair to stop time the wrong way and
Hey Bossu: ...Whatever, there is Sylar.
Hey Bossu: ...What, no, why did you cut your hair Nathan
Hey Bossu: BACK TO PETRELLI MANHANDLING
Hey Bossu: ...WHAT
Hey Bossu: NO
Hey Bossu: THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THAT
Hey Bossu: NATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
And then I watched the alternate ending to see if Nathan wasn't supposed to have died. And then he died again. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WRITERS.
SO, IN CONCLUSION:
1) Nathan is still pretty gay
2) Adam would have been more awesome if he was. More awesome. Yeah.
3) Hiro will never stop being adorable
4) Nathan seriously, for having little to no screentime you're pretty gay.
5) SEASON 2 IS NOT AS GODAWFUL AS I HEARD, WHAT IS IT THAT EVERYONE HAS AGAINST THIS SEASON
6) ALSO NOAH'S HOT.