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So I saw The Nutcracker last night. I've seen it every year since I was little, I know that Drosselmeier's toys can dance, I know that the Nutcracker is actually the nephew, I know that the candy cane guy always does his jump-through-the-hula-hoop routine at the end of the song, I know that the tea guy always does his little point and bow thing at the end, I know the Sugar Plum Fairy shows off her crotch to the audience during the big fanfare, I've seen it twelve times. But jeez. It never gets old.
The Cavalier was a sexy Spaniard with bigger muscles than you'd think would be on a dancer this year, and
well
he was
big in other areas too.
Seriously my mom swears he stuffed socks down his tights. He pranced out onto the stage and BAM, enormous bulge. Every time he turned toward the stage I just started laughing. It was just. There. So if anyone starts with "Jesus Slush you look at ballet dancers' crotches" you just have to realize. It was like a beacon. Of man. It will probably haunt my nightmares.
The candy cane guy was amazing. I swear he did a quadruple on that hula hoop near the end. And he was just so smiley and energetic oh and he was black, that was something different. It worked with the rest of the colors of the costume really nicely. That is a weird thing to say what am I talking about I hope he does it again next year :3
On another note, guess who's going to go see Gypsy over Christmas break~
The Cavalier was a sexy Spaniard with bigger muscles than you'd think would be on a dancer this year, and
well
he was
big in other areas too.
Seriously my mom swears he stuffed socks down his tights. He pranced out onto the stage and BAM, enormous bulge. Every time he turned toward the stage I just started laughing. It was just. There. So if anyone starts with "Jesus Slush you look at ballet dancers' crotches" you just have to realize. It was like a beacon. Of man. It will probably haunt my nightmares.
The candy cane guy was amazing. I swear he did a quadruple on that hula hoop near the end. And he was just so smiley and energetic oh and he was black, that was something different. It worked with the rest of the colors of the costume really nicely. That is a weird thing to say what am I talking about I hope he does it again next year :3
On another note, guess who's going to go see Gypsy over Christmas break~