Just a story about a new sport
Heres my idea for a F-in sport! I knock a ball in a gopher hole.
y'mean like pool?
F**OFF POOL! NOT W/ A STRAIGHT STICK! W/ A LIL F-ED UP STICK!I wack the ball and it goes in a gopher hole
..like Croquet?
F@$ CROQUET! ILL PUT THE HOLE HUNDREDS OF YARDS AWAYl
ike a bowling thing?
F$% NO I'LL PUT SH#T IN THE WAY! TREES AND BUSHES AND HIGH GRASS SO YOU CAN LOSE YOUR F#N BALL! GO WACKIN AWAY W/ A F@N TIRE IRON UNTIL YOU HAVE A STROKE! WE'LL CALL IT A STROKE BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU MISS YOU WANT TO F-IN DIE!
So you do this one time?
F&^% NO! EIGHTEEN F-IN TIMES!
y'mean like pool?
F**OFF POOL! NOT W/ A STRAIGHT STICK! W/ A LIL F-ED UP STICK!I wack the ball and it goes in a gopher hole
..like Croquet?
F@$ CROQUET! ILL PUT THE HOLE HUNDREDS OF YARDS AWAYl
ike a bowling thing?
F$% NO I'LL PUT SH#T IN THE WAY! TREES AND BUSHES AND HIGH GRASS SO YOU CAN LOSE YOUR F#N BALL! GO WACKIN AWAY W/ A F@N TIRE IRON UNTIL YOU HAVE A STROKE! WE'LL CALL IT A STROKE BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU MISS YOU WANT TO F-IN DIE!
So you do this one time?
F&^% NO! EIGHTEEN F-IN TIMES!