holiday notice
my dear friends:
some of you may not know that i am in fact a jewish panda.
this presents a lot of issues for my friends. not so much for my family. they are humans that mated with pandas. not much bugs them.
around christmas i tend to get one days worth of presents. when i explain that just because i am a bear does not mean i am a christmas bear my friends will get outraged.
im not the fucking coke bears. i am a fucking panda bear. black fucking fur. i hate christmas and i hate catholics.
this coming festive winter season i expect 8 days of gifts. i expect you to accept that jesus was a prophet. i want a dreidel and not a hard time.
and any and all candy canes i receive will be shoved up the givers ass.
merry christmas.
some of you may not know that i am in fact a jewish panda.
this presents a lot of issues for my friends. not so much for my family. they are humans that mated with pandas. not much bugs them.
around christmas i tend to get one days worth of presents. when i explain that just because i am a bear does not mean i am a christmas bear my friends will get outraged.
im not the fucking coke bears. i am a fucking panda bear. black fucking fur. i hate christmas and i hate catholics.
this coming festive winter season i expect 8 days of gifts. i expect you to accept that jesus was a prophet. i want a dreidel and not a hard time.
and any and all candy canes i receive will be shoved up the givers ass.
merry christmas.