BLASPHEMY These people should be ASHAMED. ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES for making and selling a soy-based human flesh substitute! It's disgusting!
I mean, shit, they can't even make veggie hot dogs that feel or taste like the real thing! Do they really think they can capture all the subtle notes and nuances of real human flesh with goddamn TOFU?
...excuse me. I mean these people are sick and stuff and shouldn't do that. or something. yeah.