OFFICIAL REQUEST
I would like an armed guard on the kitchen, please. Or even an unarmed guard, if he is very large and scary-looking.
Because I am too fuckin' small to actually use the Crimson Scourge as, y'know, a weapon. On things that are already dead and not moving, or things that are hanging from the ceiling and not moving much? We're good. If it's alive, moving, bigger than me, armed, and ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL MY GREEN ASS? Not so good.
Whoever can make this happen gets filet mignon and lobster. For reals.
Because I am too fuckin' small to actually use the Crimson Scourge as, y'know, a weapon. On things that are already dead and not moving, or things that are hanging from the ceiling and not moving much? We're good. If it's alive, moving, bigger than me, armed, and ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL MY GREEN ASS? Not so good.
Whoever can make this happen gets filet mignon and lobster. For reals.