ENJOY THE BREEZE
the dream i am about to post is from a member of metaltabs:
I had a brilliant sex dream.
I am standing in line waiting at a supermarket, doing my shopping.
An attractive, hippy-looking girl walks in with a knee length skirt walks in.
She talks to one of the tellers, who is her friend. She's whispering but I can hear her.
"I just took the BIGGEST dump. It's the most intense feeling. I feel cleaner and lighter. And horny. Really horny."
She starts thrusting her pelvis in the air.
I understand what she is doing. She is enjoying the feeling of the breeze running over her pussy. A woman like this does not bother with trivialities such as underwear.
"GRR! FEELS GOOD!"
I am yelling.
"YES IT DOES!"
She spots me in line and she's yelling back.
She moves closer as we start a conversation (at the top of our lungs) about HOW GOOD IT FEELS.
It finishes with me convulsing with laughter on the ground as she straddles me. I am bellowing at her spread-open pussy "ENJOY THE BREEZE! THE BREEZE!"
She is screaming "You're goddamn right! Absolutely! Fucking A, white man!" etc.
Everyone is absolutely HORRIFIED.
This makes me very happy.
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i find it highly amusing
I had a brilliant sex dream.
I am standing in line waiting at a supermarket, doing my shopping.
An attractive, hippy-looking girl walks in with a knee length skirt walks in.
She talks to one of the tellers, who is her friend. She's whispering but I can hear her.
"I just took the BIGGEST dump. It's the most intense feeling. I feel cleaner and lighter. And horny. Really horny."
She starts thrusting her pelvis in the air.
I understand what she is doing. She is enjoying the feeling of the breeze running over her pussy. A woman like this does not bother with trivialities such as underwear.
"GRR! FEELS GOOD!"
I am yelling.
"YES IT DOES!"
She spots me in line and she's yelling back.
She moves closer as we start a conversation (at the top of our lungs) about HOW GOOD IT FEELS.
It finishes with me convulsing with laughter on the ground as she straddles me. I am bellowing at her spread-open pussy "ENJOY THE BREEZE! THE BREEZE!"
She is screaming "You're goddamn right! Absolutely! Fucking A, white man!" etc.
Everyone is absolutely HORRIFIED.
This makes me very happy.
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i find it highly amusing