Well, I gone and forgot the password to my own journal. I walked around Number Three for a couple of days cursing, muttering, "Hamfast, ya fool" until I remembered that my password was hamfastyafool. 'Course I changed it now, 'cause I may be a fool, but I ain't no idiot, no sir.
Been wanderin' around Hobbiton and such introducing and reintroducing meself. Sam's right,
_bill_the_pony_ is a right good horse. Ain't no mighty steed, but then I ain't never heard of any steeds crappin' gold bars or the like so what makes 'em any better than Bill? That's what I thought.
After a smoke with
smoke_rings186 and
gondaft I decided to go up and see if
already_burning was as cracked as they made him out to be, or whether it was just the leaf talkin'. And seein' as how it was Mr. Bilbo and Mr. Gandalf talking about him bein' cracked, I knew this meant that the man was mad. Mad, I say! He was pretty calm for a while, shook my hand and gave me tomatoes all polite-like. I was going to go and tell them a thing or two about Men of Gondor, but Mr. Denethor had to go and ruin it all by taking the rest of the tomatoes and stuffing them up his nose while bellowing "Frodo of the Nine Fingers" over and over.
Mad.