O_o He did it! He actually admitted it!!!

[teh_farmer]

The return of Archie!Bot!

Me: Hello there!
Archie Kennedy: Salutations, .
Me: What are you doing?
Archie Kennedy: I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me: Is Horatio there?
Archie Kennedy: Um, yes. Why do you ask?
Me: What is he doing?
Archie Kennedy: Probably monitoring this conversation.
Me: Kiss Horatio?
Archie Kennedy: I don't think we know each other that well.
Me: But you do!
Archie Kennedy: And. When do I do it?
Me: Now?
Archie Kennedy: Right now, ?
Me: Yes, kiss him!
Archie Kennedy: Yikes! Um, I don't think we know each other that well.
Me: Bugger him?
Archie Kennedy: What's your sign?
Me: Sign?
Archie Kennedy: Your star sign.
Me: Don't evade the question!
Archie Kennedy: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me: Then Bugger Horatio!
Archie Kennedy: Fascinating. Hey Horatio, guess what someone wants me to do to you! You'll never guess! I'll have to show you instead. =).
Me: Can I watch?
Archie Kennedy: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: I love slash!
Archie Kennedy: You love slash. What do you like about it so much?
Me: The buggery!
Archie Kennedy: What else do the buggery remind you of?
Me: The Admiralty?
Archie Kennedy: Thanks for the info.
Me: Do you like Horatio?
Archie Kennedy: Yes, especially [censored].
Me: Why so shy?
Archie Kennedy: Reductionism.
Me: What are you wearing?
Archie Kennedy: I am wearing my lovely Lieutenant's uniform.
Me: Do you love Horatio?
Archie Kennedy: Yes! *blushes*.
Me: You are cute!
Archie Kennedy: Thanks, , I like you too.
Me: Fuck Horatio?
Archie Kennedy: I like dirty talk. ;-).
Me: Does it turn you on?
Archie Kennedy: Suppose it does.
Me: Fuck!
Archie Kennedy: Please don't be so rude.
Me: I thought you like dirty talk?
Archie Kennedy: I like pets. I like Vincent Van Gough.

I think I'll better stop now. My head starts to do funny things again! ;)