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[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

*holed up in quarters, avoiding the world, brooding*

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//Unit 'Starscream' out of communications range.

//Automatic message left for all units attempting contact: "Handle your own slagging problems for a while, slaggers!"

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

* puts it on repeated loop, endlessly, and will continue to do so until Starscream replies *

[thtaintfriendly]

*seems to actually be out of range this time! All Megatron gets for his troubles is the default message, over and over again.*

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

*lets it run anyway, so when Screamer does get back into range, he'll get the message. Also, adds Sir Mixalot's "Baby Got Back" into the loop with a short reply of, "Thought you might like to play this for your boyfriend."*

[thtaintfriendly]

Clearly you all should resign in favor of me, because this is really slagging poorly done.

Time, place?

(And why would I want to play a song that's obviously about you to Skyfire, anyway?)

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

Right. Says a commander class mech who turned is comm off and refused to check his messages. I'm sure you'd be just fantastic--leading us straight to our doom.

Soon. I'll let you know once I confer with the others.

[thtaintfriendly]

What about 'out of comm range' do you not understand? Skyfire's the one with long-distance call service, and you didn't even try to reach him, did you?

Ready at earliest opportunity. Oh, and I hope you won't object to my stealing all the fliers on base for some drills, if we're going to be doing anything more strenuous than toying with human-flown jets, which we are.

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

Oh yes, as if he'd take a message from me.

And try not to antagonize the humans. Divebomb and Blitzwing blew up a sparkling school. Things are...uncertain as of late.

[thtaintfriendly]

That's your problem, not mine!

I'll only antagonize S7, I promise. Do we have anybody doing PR damage control aka lying to the media about that yet? I assume that they were disgustingly obvious and unsubtle. We could kill them both and claim that they were rogues, insane, and had nothing whatsoever to do with us...

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

Oh, I beg to differ. You're my second. It's your problem as well as mine. Unless your giving up the job...

Divebomb was punished by me personally. Blitzwing ran. If you see him, feel free to take him apart aft to elbow. Actually, I expect you to.

Prime, Thundercracker, and I are working on hashing out a chain of command. The PR angle is being discussed.

[thtaintfriendly]

In which case, here's the fix, mighty Megatron who apparently can't handle basic logistical problems: ask Prime to send the comm instead.

With pleasure. That was unusually idiotic, even for him...

Oh, what confidence that fills me with. Make sure they're a good liar.

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

...you do know you're walking a very fine edge, do you not, Starscream?

[thtaintfriendly]

When don't I?