Dear Chemistry,
You have no power over me!
Ahahaha! I understand you! I will ace this next test! Ahahahaha! The days of staring at you blankly are gone! Gone, I tell you, gone! I fear you no longer!
You too, Biology! Your reign of terror is over! I can now almost pronounce some of your "words" like Actinopterygii and Platyhelminthes! Although, I did have to check on Wikipedia for the spelling. Your looming wall of Fungi classifications bored me to tears, but I have survived and moved on to the only slightly less intimidating and marginally more interesting Animalia classifications!
Ahahahaha!
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.......ahem
Dear Calculus,
Please don't hurt me....