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[teh_apple]

so Apple have you ever
had to microwave a jar of peanut butter
because it froze in your cupboard overnight
and you could not get a knife into it
I've never put peanut butter in a microwave
so you're telling me
that your house is so cold
that it froze and you had to microwave it
my house is so poorly insulated that shit in the cupboards fucking freezes
why microwave it
why not boil water and put the jar in that
lazy
i want to eat now not in 2 minutes
you know what doesnt taste good
microwaved peanut butter