128th Howl

[teh_alpha_male]

Alright, I want to know who the Jack is that when on a 'date' with Anita and I want to know right now.

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[bohica_apu]

Oh, for cryin' out loud.

Put on your Big Boy Boots and shut the fuck up. You sound like a three year old in need of a good spankin' and a long nap.

[teh_alpha_male]

You sound like a woman he has issues she works through by trying to reassert herself over men.

[bohica_apu]

...Mmm-hmmm.

You get that out of Ye Olde Jackass Misogynist's Book Of Wisdom?

'Cos you sound to me like a possessive asshole with trust issues who needs to grow the fuck up and calm the fuck down.

[teh_alpha_male]

Let's play a game. It's called "Ask Me If I Care What You Think." You go first.

[ooc: S-sorry, usually he's much, much nicer than this.]

[bohica_apu]

Oh, clever! Tell me, you get the oh-so-witty repartee included with the piss poor attitude, or buy 'em separate?

((Hee! I actually own all the Anita- and Merry, for that matter- books, so I'm cool. Jealous!Richard is Asshole!Richard. Cadman'll just flash him the sad eyes when he calms down and exaggerate her accent and look brave and long suffering. Bitch can be vindictive, man.))

[teh_alpha_male]

It kicks in when my "over compensating bitch" sense goes off.

[ooc: That's cruel... and will probably be really effective.]

[bohica_apu]

Hell yes I'm a bitch. Ain't nothin' to be ashamed of there. I've been in the Corps for more'n twelve years; I sure as hell didn't make it through smiling sweetly and letting things happen. You wanna insult me? You gotta do much better than 'bitch', babydoll.

As for over-compensating... honey, you even heard a' transference? Seems to me if you were secure in yourself, you wouldn't be doing your best impersonation of a thirteen year old worked into a tizzy over a bad haircut.

((Cadman is indeed a Diabolical Genius. Mwahahaha, ect.))

[teh_alpha_male]

I just want to make sure he doesn't get the wrong idea.

[bohica_apu]

So the best way to make sure your girlfriend stays with you is by... warning off your so-called 'rival' by way of acting like a total tool.

I'm gonna let you in on something; that entry? Would piss any girlfriend off. It doesn't make it look like you trust her at all.

You ever considered... you know, actually asking Anita the score instead a' jumping in headfirst, trumpets blazin'? Might do some good.

[teh_alpha_male]

Guys can be stupid, I want to make sure he knows where things stand. Sometimes Anita doesn't make that clear to guys.

[browning_baby]

Jack knows I have a boyfriend.

And yeah, guys can be stupid.

[bohica_apu]

...I'm gonna do you a favor and ignore that last statement, on account a' that it makes me want to shoot you.

God, are you even listening to yourself?

[teh_alpha_male]

Feel free to try.

[bohica_apu]

Babydoll, don't fucking tempt me.

[teh_alpha_male]

You couldn't even get close enough.

[bohica_apu]

Oh, darlin'. It's kind of cute how naive that is.

Long range rifles, bombs, P-fuckin-90's... whole new world a' weaponry out there.